The Vampire's Seduction Quotes

“Most humans are unaware that amidst the Anne Rice devotees and the vampire wannabes, actual vampires use the Net.”
― Raven Hart, The Vampire's Seduction

“For cripes sake, have you ever heard of 'Ready or not? Here I come'?"

Retro or not, cheesy is cheesy."

Sometimes what you learned from beer commercials comes in real handy.”
― Raven Hart, The Vampire's Seduction