Happy Hour at Casa Dracula Quotes

“Slim and neatly groomed, he looked like a really sexy mathematician unaware that he was a prime number. I wanted to unbutton his shirt, muss his hair, and exclaim, "Good heavens, Professor Dracula, you're stunning!”
― Marta Acosta, Happy Hour at Casa Dracula

“He was muttering now and I could barely make out his words. "I'm going to die without ever feeling a woman's tits."

"Go ahead," I said. It was about time I used the power of my chichis for good and not for evil.”
― Marta Acosta, Happy Hour at Casa Dracula

“I used a light hand with my makeup because I wanted to look good without looking like a good time.”
― Marta Acosta, Happy Hour at Casa Dracula

“You know, talking to you is as satisfying as smashing my fingers with a hammer.”
― Marta Acosta, Happy Hour at Casa Dracula

“She raised her eyebrows, then said, "Good morning, young lady. You look mildly less ghastly today."

Being serious doesn't mean that you have to tolerate abuse. "Gee thanks. I'll cherish your compliment forever," I said as I poured a cup of coffee.”
― Marta Acosta, Happy Hour at Casa Dracula