Alexa

“people who return carts are less likely to cheat.”
― Lucy Watson, Shortcake

“What’s wrong, biscuit? Peppermint Crisp is excellent for you. It’s the eighth South African food group, according to the Department of Health. Should represent five percent of your daily caloric intake.”
“You’re lying,” I mumbled.
“No, I’m not. Nestlé lobbied hard for that. The police never found the Health Deputy Minister’s body.”
I pulled away to look up at him. “Are you serious?”
“Absolutely. Peppermint Crisp is a very serious business, here.”
― Camilla Monk, Crystal Whisperer

“I’m sorry for being a little tense, Island. I suppose I’m not used to having guests in the front seat. My clients usually ride in the trunk, you know.”
― Camilla Monk, Spotless

“You mean beyond the obvious drawbacks of being involved with a self-proclaimed and unapologetic asshole?”
― Qwen Salsbury, The Plan