Crystal Whisperer Quotes

“What’s wrong, biscuit? Peppermint Crisp is excellent for you. It’s the eighth South African food group, according to the Department of Health. Should represent five percent of your daily caloric intake.”
“You’re lying,” I mumbled.
“No, I’m not. Nestlé lobbied hard for that. The police never found the Health Deputy Minister’s body.”
I pulled away to look up at him. “Are you serious?”
“Absolutely. Peppermint Crisp is a very serious business, here.”
― Camilla Monk, Crystal Whisperer

“I liked March’s PA; I really did. But at the moment I wished for her to find raisins instead of chocolate chips in her cookies. Every day. For the rest of her life.”
― Camilla Monk, Crystal Whisperer

“I wished for her to find raisins instead of chocolate chips in her cookies. Every day. For the rest of her life.”
― Camilla Monk, Crystal Whisperer

“He laid her carefully on a bed of kale and daikon radish, and there, under the hot summer rain, he planted his secret seed in her. —Calypso Cooter, Enslaved by The Billionaire Microgreens Farmer”
― Camilla Monk, Crystal Whisperer

“Aye, lassie! Let me tickle yer innards!” —Diane MacRoth, Kilted Need”
― Camilla Monk, Crystal Whisperer

“Preston tore away the greasy Whopper wrapper to reveal a small velvet box. “Yes, I only pretended to be a bum to see through you, Charity. And I have.”—he went down on one knee—”So, Charity Angel, will you marry me?” Alabama Skye, Her Billionaire Bum”
― Camilla Monk, Crystal Whisperer