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Michael
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“I was making pancakes the other day and a fly flew into the kitchen. And that's when I realized that a spatula is a lot like a fly swatter. And a crushed fly is a lot like a blueberry. And a roommate is a lot like a fly eater.”
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“I am a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a pita. Why the pita? That counts as another mystery.”
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“I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.”
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“I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything.”
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“I like video games, but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games. It'd be called 'Really Busy Hospital.”
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