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“Yo mama is so fat… when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.”
― Johnny B. Laughing, Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes

“Q: What is the quickest way to double your money? A: Fold it in half!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids

“Q: How can you get rich by eating? A: Eat lots of fortune cookies!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids

“few weeks after this, the purchase was concluded, and at the close of the season the Minister and his family went down to Canterville Chase. Mrs. Otis, who, as Miss Lucretia R. Tappan, of West 53d Street, had been a celebrated New York belle, was now a very handsome, middle-aged woman, with fine eyes, and a superb profile.”
― Oscar Wilde, The Canterville Ghost