LOL Quotes

“Q: Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids

“Q: What are the hottest days during summer? A: Sundays! Q: What dog can tell time? A: A watch dog! Q: Why did the man shoot the clock? A: He wanted to kill some time! Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? A: Time to get a new car!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids

“Q: What kind of washing detergent does the ocean use? A: Tide!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids

“A: To measure how long he slept!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids

“What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark? A: Frost bite!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids

“Q: What do you always get on your birthday? A: Another year older!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids

“What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit? A: A honey bunny!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids

“Q: What do cars do at a party? A: Brake dance!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids

“Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip to space? A: He wanted to find Pluto!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids

“Q: Why did the weather want privacy? A: It was changing! Q: How do hurricanes see? A: With one eye!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids

“What kind of driver will never get a license? A: A screwdriver!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids

“earthquake”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids

“Why should you never trust a person still in bed?”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids

“Q: What is an elf’s favorite kind of birthday cake? A: Shortcake!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids

“hurricanes”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids

“Why did the car get a flat tire? A: There was a fork in the road!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids

“Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse? A: Catch!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids

“Why did the cow jump over the moon? A: To get to the Milky Way!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids

“What did the stamp say to the letter? A: I’ve become attached to you!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids

“Bronto-snore-us!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids

“What do snowmen call their kids? A: Chill-dren!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids

“dren!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids

“Mickey”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids

“fortune”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids

“What do cars do at a party? A: Brake dance!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids

“Why did the farmer feed the cow”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids

“treble!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids

“has”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids

“How do you make gold soup? A: Put 14 carrots in it!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids

“Why did the snowman send his father to the South Pole? A: Because he wanted a frozen pop!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids