Leon

“I have sinned enough against the world. Teaching magic to a kender would ensure my damnation. —Raistlin Majere”
― Margaret Weis, Dragons of Summer Flame

“We are not going to die."

Butters stared up at me, pale, his eyes terrified. "We're not?"

"No. And do you know why?" He shook his head. "Because Thomas is too pretty to die. And because I'm too stubborn to die." I hauled on the shirt even harder. "And most of all because tomorrow is Oktoberfest, Butters, and polka will never die.”
― Jim Butcher, Dead Beat

“When given a choice between two, choose the third.”
― Jeff Grubb, The Last Guardian

“Everything was perfectly healthy and normal here in Denial Land.”
― Jim Butcher, Cold Days