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“A prosthetic leg with a Willie Nelson bumper sticker washed ashore on the beach, which meant it was Florida.
Then it got weird.”
― Pineapple Grenade
Then it got weird.”
― Pineapple Grenade
“No thief, however skillful, can rob one of knowledge, and that is why knowledge is the best and safest treasure to acquire.”
― The Lost Princess of Oz
― The Lost Princess of Oz
“An ax came through the door. Then two firefighters. They looked down at and assistant mall manager crying and wearing a melted toupee, sitting cross-legged next to a mall cop with a bleeding ankle and a mouth full of paper.
One of the firefighters look at the other. "Not again.”
― When Elves Attack: A Joyous Christmas Greeting from the Criminal Nutbars of the Sunshine State
One of the firefighters look at the other. "Not again.”
― When Elves Attack: A Joyous Christmas Greeting from the Criminal Nutbars of the Sunshine State
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