Ashley

“Saying 'I notice you're a nerd' is like saying, 'Hey, I notice that you'd rather be intelligent than be stupid, that you'd rather be thoughtful than be vapid, that you believe that there are things that matter more than the arrest record of Lindsay Lohan. Why is that?' In fact, it seems to me that most contemporary insults are pretty lame. Even 'lame' is kind of lame. Saying 'You're lame' is like saying 'You walk with a limp.' Yeah, whatever, so does 50 Cent, and he's done all right for himself.”
― John Green

“You want weapons? We're in a library! Books! The best weapons in the world!”
― Steven Moffat

“If you look for perfection, you'll never be content.”
― Leo Tolstoy, Anna Karenina

“Brevity is the soul of lingerie.”
― Dorothy Parker, While Rome Burns