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“New Achievement! You read a book! You managed to make it all the way through the first Dungeon Crawler Carl book without throwing it against the wall! Reward: You get to read the next book! And great news, folks. The next book has clowns and dead hookers in it!”
― Matt Dinniman, Dungeon Crawler Carl

“Tumbling past, totally out of control, is the bronze shell of the Potent Voyager, a sort of neolithic spaceship built and pushed over the edge by the astronomer-priests of Krull, which is conveniently situated on the very rim of the world and proves, whatever people say, that there is such a thing as a free launch.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic

“Damn it, Nick, I’m trying not to swear!” “How’s it going?” “How the bloody—berry blowtorch!—do you think it’s going?!” “Not very well, by the sound of things.” “Well, flock you, Nick. Flock you.”
― J.T. Lawrence, Dasher

“New achievement! You’ve inflicted damage on a mob. Hopefully it won’t hit back! Reward: It’s probably going to hit back.”
― Matt Dinniman, Dungeon Crawler Carl