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“I wouldn’t be doing my job properly as a tyrant if I didn’t extort people! Ahem, I mean empress. I’m an empress, not a tyrant.”
― Virlyce, The Immortal Continent

“Tumbling past, totally out of control, is the bronze shell of the Potent Voyager, a sort of neolithic spaceship built and pushed over the edge by the astronomer-priests of Krull, which is conveniently situated on the very rim of the world and proves, whatever people say, that there is such a thing as a free launch.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic

“Princess Donut has changed her title to Grand Champion Best in Dungeon.”
― Matt Dinniman, Dungeon Crawler Carl

“Berry! Blazing! Bok choy!” “You sound like you have a unique form of Tourettes.”
― J.T. Lawrence, Dasher