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“If you're late to the rescue, the imprisoned princess will just have to escape on her own!”
― Kyo Shirodaira, Spiral: The Bonds of Reasoning, Vol. 04

“Dan had begun working his way around the room starting at the food wall. "Here's a little wheel to twist" he said, and an instant later, "Genna, it has water in it. Good sweet water. And when you twist the wheel, it stops and starts." And a moment later, "A little room with a privy! But" echoing noises. "Oh," he said, sounding elated, "when you press a handle, water wahses the inside of the privy. You should see this!”
― Holly Lisle, The Ruby Key

“You didn't kill him. He would have killed you, but you didn't kill him."
"So? He was stupid. If I killed everyone who was stupid, I wouldn't have time to sleep.”
― Tamora Pierce, In the Hand of the Goddess

“Love is never lost. If not reciprocated, it will flow back and soften and purify the heart.”
― Washington Irving