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“Be what you would seem to be - or, if you'd like it put more simply - never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise.”
― Lewis Carroll

“Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.”
― Charles Bukowski

“May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.”
― George Carlin

“Reality continues to ruin my life.”
― Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes