Bex

“The main difference between marketing and fraud is that criminals have to pay for their own alcohol.”
― Scott Adams, Dilbert's Guide to the Rest of Your Life: Dispatches from Cubicleland

“The source of all unhappiness is other people. As soon as you learn to
think of other people as noisy furniture, the sooner you will be happy.
- Wally's Keynote Speech
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― Scott Adams

“Hard work is rewarding. Taking credit for other people's hard work is rewarding and faster.”
― Scott Adams, Dilbert's Guide to the Rest of Your Life: Dispatches from Cubicleland

“Caring about the quality of your work causes stress. Stress can kill you. Maintain good health by remembering that the stockholders are complete strangers who have never done anything for you.”
― Scott Adams, Dilbert's Guide to the Rest of Your Life: Dispatches from Cubicleland