Magpie

“That’s when I consider chopping off their arms and then blaming them for not picking up their severed arms so they can take them to the hospital to get reattached. “Just pick them up and take them to get fixed. IT’S NOT THAT HARD, SARAH. I pick up stuff all the time. We all do. No, I’m not going to help you because you have to learn to do this for yourself. I won’t always be around to help you, you know. I’m sure you could do it if you just tried. Honestly, it’s like you don’t even want to have arms.”
― Jenny Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things

“Of all the people in the universe, the overweight are the most conscious of personal space. We never want you to have to rub up against us. It’s possible that feeling never goes away, even if you lose weight.”
― Kelly deVos, Fat Girl on a Plane: A Spirited YA Contemporary Novel of Self-Discovery in New York City

“I cleared my throat and tried to look like I wasn’t inwardly slapping myself.”
― Kody Keplinger, The DUFF

“wasn’t exactly crying, but it hurt like hell to swallow.”
― Robyn Schneider, The Beginning of Everything