Niffer

“I called Miss Daphne, but she says she doesn't want 'er tea. She's got 'er nose stuck in a book. Useless, I think it's called, by some woman named Joyce.”
― Alan Bradley, The Golden Tresses of the Dead

“In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.”
― Terry Pratchett

“Then as the decade made way for the new millennium, cable exploded with its own original content and film studios began to obsess over international box office sales. Somewhere along the line, we became unrelatable and invisible to the Hollywood system. Our images and diverse portrayals just weren’t worth the dollars and effort anymore. The images I had grown up with and grown so accustomed to seeing slowly disappeared, and it seemed to happen all at once.”
― Issa Rae, The Misadventures of Awkward Black Girl

“All Fungi are edible.

Some fungi are only edible once.”
― Terry Pratchett