Stephen

“There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory which states that this has already happened.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

“A reader doesn't really see the characters in a story; he feels them.”
― Cornelia Funke, Inkdeath

“A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.”
― Ludwig Wittgenstein

“Of course it's alright for librarians to smell of drink.”
― Barbara Pym, Less Than Angels