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“Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron.”
― Glenn Beck

“The person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be amused.”
― Shirley MacLaine

“Before I became governor of the great state of Alaska, I was mayor of my hometown.
And since our opponents in this presidential election seem to look down on that experience, let me explain to them what the job involves. I guess a small-town mayor is sort of like a 'community organizer,' except that you have actual responsibilities.”
― Sarah Palin

“All Dogs Go To Heaven? Sorry, kids. It's only the dogs who've accepted Christ.”
― Stephen Colbert, I Am America