Mel

“If there were an international butt competition, Eric would win, hands down—or cheeks up.”
― Charlaine Harris, Dead to the World

“An errand is getting a tank of gas or picking up a carton of milk or something. It is not getting chased by flying purple pyromaniac gorillas hurling incendiary poo!”
― Jim Butcher, Blood Rites

“You know how confusing the whole good-evil concept is for me.”
― Jim Butcher, Proven Guilty

“Me and polite have never been on close terms.”
― Jim Butcher