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“If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?”
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“When I have a kid, I want to buy one of those strollers for twins. Then put the kid in and run around, looking frantic. When he gets older, I'd tell him he used to have a brother, but he didn't obey.”
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“If God dropped acid, would he see people?”
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“When I was a kid we had a sandbox. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child...eventually.”
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“I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time" so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.”
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AJ’s 2025 Year in Books
Take a look at AJ’s Year in Books, including some fun facts about their reading.
123 books
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11 friends
31 books
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8 friends
3 books
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2 friends
1 book
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2 friends
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