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Winston S. Churchill
“The maxim, "Nothing prevails but perfection," may be spelled PARALYSIS.”
Winston S. Churchill

F. Scott Fitzgerald
“Let us learn to show our friendship for a man when he is alive and not after he is dead.”
F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby

Chelsea Handler
“I rolled over and picked up Us Weekly magazine off the floor. The cover had a picture of Angelina, Brad, and their little Eskimo son, Maddox. I saw staring at the photo, wondering why this little boy looks so pissed off in every picture.

At first I thought he was just pissed about his Mohawk, but then I realized he’s probably furious. Maddox must have thought he hit the jackpot when some A-list celebrity rescued him from third-world Cambodia, only to discover that she was going to shuffle him back and for the to EVERY other third-world country in the universe. He’s probably like, 'When the fuck are we gonna get to Malibu, bitch?”
Chelsea Handler, Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

Dorothy Parker
“This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it."

[Women Know Everything!]”
Dorothy Parker

“Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up faster.”
Noelle Oxenhandler, The Wishing Year: A House, a Man, My Soul A Memoir of Fulfilled Desire

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