“If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm crazy. That's the way history is written.”
― Artemis Fowl
― Artemis Fowl
“Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.”
― Artemis Fowl
― Artemis Fowl
“I don't like lollipops.”
― Artemis Fowl
― Artemis Fowl
“(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl)”
― The Eternity Code
― The Eternity Code
“I am unarmed. But Butler here, my ...ah...butler, has a Sig Saucer in his shoulder holster, two shrike-throwing knives in his boots, aderringer two-shot up his sleeve, garrotte wire in his watch, and three stun greanades concealed in variouse pockets. Anything else, Butler?”
― Artemis Fowl
― Artemis Fowl
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