Chelsea

“I laughed. “Really? I seem to recall you had a thing for vomiting on my pillow.” “That was different. I did that on purpose.” “I knew it! I fucking knew it.”
― Matt Dinniman, Dungeon Crawler Carl

“This is just like that scene in season three of Gossip Girl when Chuck and Blair break up over the hotel,” Donut said. I turned to regard the cat on my shoulder, and I burst out laughing. I couldn’t help it. It wasn’t funny. I’d never watched that damn show. Yet I laughed, and I had a hard time stopping. “No it’s not,” Mordecai said a moment later. “How do you even get that from this?”
― Matt Dinniman, Dungeon Crawler Carl

“He’s learning. Slower than a concussed tortoise, but learning nonetheless.”
― Tiffany Hunt, The Dark Lord's Guide to Dating (and Other War Crimes)

“Some texts deserve to be flung. Especially when they’ve wasted hours of my time.”
― Tiffany Hunt, The Dark Lord's Guide to Dating [and Other War Crimes]