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2024 here we come - my seventh year in Spain and the one where I will master Spanish, or at least understand more of it. The problem isn't thinking up what to say, it is working out what is being said in response -

The last time I updated this profile I mentioned I was working on 2 books at once, I'm a little unnerved to realise that it is now 5 books, despite putting out two recently, the second Place book (Joanna Lamprey, and promptly being swept off into too many ideas for the third) and Hotchpotch which is a combination of old and new stories, novellas and shorts, and which I have absolutely no idea how to market. Nothing changes there, then.

My website link still goes straight to the guesthouse page, because fellow writers are my favo
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E.J. Lamprey Write. Anything. A blog. A long email to a friend. Snippets for the next book slotted into Scrivener, so they're there and waiting when the words do s…moreWrite. Anything. A blog. A long email to a friend. Snippets for the next book slotted into Scrivener, so they're there and waiting when the words do start flowing again. I take part in a monthly microstory competition, and that's such a complete change of direction, tightly disciplined, ruthlessly pruned to tell an entire story in a few hundred words, that it usually does the trick. (less)
E.J. Lamprey Oh, that's very good news and thanks for telling me! Hotchpotch has a couple of shorts and Time After Time (Joanna Lamprey) is mainly shorts with a no…moreOh, that's very good news and thanks for telling me! Hotchpotch has a couple of shorts and Time After Time (Joanna Lamprey) is mainly shorts with a novella - I do default to novellas, there's a knack to shorts I've never reliably mastered. Your message has been lovely timing for me, thank you (less)
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That #siesta van – conversion in progress, first to motor caravan for reclassification

Yes this has taken a while to update. Stuff happened – August is a VERY hot month in Spain, when life slows down and I was already not accomplishing much (or even attempting to, it is REALLY hot in August) when I suddenly sold my house and had to buy another and move within weeks: Things got really hectic and suddenly it was November and the MOT was expiring on 2nd December.

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If you enjoy short stories for commuting or bedtime reading, you'll not do much better than this collection from Patsy Collins. The writing is good, the stories gentle but often with a wry twist, and the theme, as suggested by the title, very much fa ...more
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Oh, that's very good news and thanks for telling me! Hotchpotch has a couple of shorts and Time After Time (Joanna Lamprey) is mainly shorts with a novella - I do default to novellas, there's a knack to shorts I've never reliably mastered. Your messa See Full Answer
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“You know all those things you've always wanted to do?

You should go do them.”
E.J. Lamprey

“Iain now calls you Jessica Fletcher, and he said I can tell you things within reason, and we can both sit back and wait for you to solve our cases. And that he’ll be consulting you on one or two others, but I think he was joking.”
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“Iain now calls you Jessica Fletcher, and he said I can tell you things within reason, and we can both sit back and wait for you to solve our cases. And that he’ll be consulting you on one or two others, but I think he was joking.”
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