Joan DeArtemis

“It was now reading the sign that said Privet Drive —no, looking at the sign; cats couldn’t read maps or signs.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

“He didn’t see the owls swooping past in broad daylight, though people down in the street did; they pointed and gazed open-mouthed as owl after owl sped overhead.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

“And the school bellowed: “Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts, Teach us something please, Whether we be old and bald Or young with scabby knees, Our heads could do with filling With some interesting stuff, For now they’re bare and full of air, Dead flies and bits of fluff, So teach us things worth knowing, Bring back what we’ve forgot, Just do your best, we’ll do the rest, And learn until our brains all rot.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

“Then what is the purpose of a church?” the others kept asking.”
― John A. Buehrens, A Chosen Faith: An Introduction to Unitarian Universalism