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Hailey

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Hailey’s Quotes

“What I don't understand is how women can pour hot wax on their bodies, let it dry, then rip out every single hair by its root and still be scared of spiders.”
― Jerry Seinfeld

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“I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.”
― Woody Allen

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“Being a woman is a terribly difficult trade since it consists principally of dealings with men.”
― Joseph Conrad, Chance

tags: women

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“I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores.”
― Christopher Moore, Practical Demonkeeping

tags: humor, insult

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“Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.”
― Amy Sedaris, I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence

tags: advice, affairs, dating, jewelry, life, love, men, relationships, romance, women

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Riverside Academy (formerly Dundee Alternative High School) — 17 members — last activity Jan 14, 2010 09:44AM
For students and former students of Dundee Alternative High School to keep track of and discuss books they have read.

The Family of Books — 6 members — last activity Feb 20, 2009 12:12PM
For current Dundee Alt. High School students and teachers to become one big happy family of books!