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Ham S. Turd

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July 08

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Ham S. Turd I read writer's craft books. They always get my juices flowing. Or sometimes watching a really well made movie will inspire me to get writing.
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I read writer's craft books. They always get my juices flowing. Or sometimes watching a really well made movie will inspire me to get writing.
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The Exitor

really liked it 4.00 avg rating — 4 ratings — published 2009
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In Other Lands by Sarah Rees Brennan
In Other Lands
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After learning everything about me, ChatGPT recommended I read this book. I can see why. The MC shares a lot of my same emotional hang-ups and the unorthodox structure and style fits my own writing.

The book was engaging and profound in many ways. In
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The House of My Mother by Shari Franke
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Saw a lot of myself in Shari.
Mental illness and religious fervor don’t mix. Or rather, sometimes they mix too well.
Good (sad) book.
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The Library at Mount Char by Scott  Hawkins
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Hawkins is certainly an incredible writer. His world-building is fresh and rich. His characters are funny and likable. He gets human nature. It was a cool (and deeply disturbing) idea to show an omnipotent father molding his children’s magical educat ...more
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The Narrow Road Between Desires by Patrick Rothfuss
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Update: Sep 2025

Wow - I was an a-hole much more recently than I realized. This review is unforgivably rude and ignorant. Pat is a great writer. He doesn’t deserve me using his art as a punching bag to distract myself from my own inadequacies.

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The Slow Regard of Silent Things by Patrick Rothfuss
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I originally gave this 1 star along with a heartless 2-sentence review:

Literary fiction at its best.
Pretentious, incoherent, and pointless.

Since then I’ve come to realize that I’m actually not as smart as I think I am.

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The Wise Man's Fear by Patrick Rothfuss
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I wrote this review over a decade ago. Rothfuss's writing hit too close to home. Kvothe was someone I deeply identified with—his longing, his cleverness, his pain, his hunger to be seen. And when he started making choices that didn’t
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Scott Westerfeld
“And a special thanks for not burning up the whole ship. Including yourself, you daft bum-rag.”
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“Folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be.”
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“Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again.”
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Strickland W. Gillilan
“You may have tangible wealth untold; caskets of jewels and coffers of gold. Richer than I you can never be. I had a mother who read to me.”
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Ham Jeannette wrote: "Hey, you know what book you would like? Abraham Lincoln: Vampire hunter! It's amazing. Vampires and history all in one book. yum!"

I'll give it a try. I think not knowing what will happen will make it easier to finish than P&P&Z. :)


Jeannette Mazur Hey, you know what book you would like? Abraham Lincoln: Vampire hunter! It's amazing. Vampires and history all in one book. yum!


Jeannette Mazur Thanks for the invite! I loved ur skits! Don't forget us little people when you become famous w/ ur mad writing skillz


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