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“Such are we that in this art of war are like unto serpents, to lie out of sight, to strike swift, to carry such poison in our mouths that men fear to tread where we may lie.” My father once quoted those words to me when I asked Him of the
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“Cats don't drink cocktails,' I said.
'Cats don't shoot lasers from their eyes, either, but here we are, Carl. Mama needs a night off.”
― Carl's Doomsday Scenario
'Cats don't shoot lasers from their eyes, either, but here we are, Carl. Mama needs a night off.”
― Carl's Doomsday Scenario
“Your Mom.”
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
“Being eaten by a bugbear makes me uncomfortable, Carl. So if your boyfriend ogling your tootises keeps these easy-peasy bugs coming at us instead of more of those lava-spitting llamas, then you better buck up, get over your human male privilege, and take one for your princess.”
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
“Goddammit Donut!”
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
“Jin Rou had wanted to become a powerful cultivator, a master among masters, and do whatever it is the dickbags who run this place did. Which was presumably to be dicks, dickishly.”
― Beware of Chicken
― Beware of Chicken
Rake’s 2025 Year in Books
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