‘It’s why they always had to have people around them who smiled a lot. The world, under the Bandahr, was relentlessly happy. Or else.
“Goddammit Donut!”
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
“Remember that everything is connected,” I finally settled on. “The water we drink, the air we breathe, the food we eat. Everything has some part of it that leads into each other. Disrupting one thing can disrupt many others. Fixing one thing can fix many others.”
― Beware of Chicken
― Beware of Chicken
“Long are the lives of elves' he said.
Short are the tempers of dwarfs,'Gotrek muttered, just loud enough to be heard.”
― Giantslayer
Short are the tempers of dwarfs,'Gotrek muttered, just loud enough to be heard.”
― Giantslayer
“Spoiler alert. Nobody is going to read your autobiography disguised as a space vampire and minotaur romance. You and every other half-wit out there with a nearby Starbucks and a laptop is writing the same bile. What you’re really doing is inadvertently live-blogging the story of human mediocrity,”
― The Gate of the Feral Gods
― The Gate of the Feral Gods
“Cats don't drink cocktails,' I said.
'Cats don't shoot lasers from their eyes, either, but here we are, Carl. Mama needs a night off.”
― Carl's Doomsday Scenario
'Cats don't shoot lasers from their eyes, either, but here we are, Carl. Mama needs a night off.”
― Carl's Doomsday Scenario
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