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John C. Oliva

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John Oliva has found relative success for himself despite working seven years during high school and college at his family’s self-service car wash. He holds a doctorate in mechanical engineering and has had his engineering research published in peer-reviewed engineering journals and conference proceedings. John spent the first half of his career as an engineering professor. He has since held several different engineering positions in the fields of defense, nuclear physics research, and currently the solar industry. At each step of the way, he manages to attract strange characters, unlikely circumstances, and hard-to-believe occurrences while just trying to live his life. John resides in mid-Michigan with his wife and daughter…both of whom t ...more

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Have any of the clients alluded to or mentioned in your book "Washing Cars & Wasting Time: Misadventures at a Family-Run Car Wash" ever recognized themselves and said anything to you? Any backlash from any of the more unsavory characters?

John C. Oliva Haha! Some of the likable characters, most notably Ron, gave permission to tell their stories in the book. In cases like that, I used their actual nam…moreHaha! Some of the likable characters, most notably Ron, gave permission to tell their stories in the book. In cases like that, I used their actual names. Those characters that are more villainous in my stories, if they have recognized themselves, they have not told me about it! Although, let's be real, based on the behaviors that earned them prominence in my stories, I would go out on a limb and guess that they are not avid book readers to begin with.(less)

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A question I have often been asked about my book “Washing Cars & Wasting Time” is on the order of ‘I was shocked during the final chapter of your book to find out what happened to Scott. Why did this only get such a brief mention, and why did you not elaborate on the matter further?’

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Washing Cars & Wasting Time

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For all of my bookish friends out there in Goodreads land, please check out this short article I wrote for BustedHalo. It was published earlier this week. I write about my time serving with Alternative Spring Break trips, and the impact it has had on me and my family:

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John’s Quotes

“I can't help but think about things critically. Sometimes it can be a curse. What I wouldn't give every once in a while to be a blithering idiot skipping through life with shit in my pants like it's a goddamned party.”
― Justin Halpern, I Suck at Girls

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“Joy, humor, and laughter should be part of everyone's spiritual life. They are gifts from God and help us enjoy creation.”
― James Martin, Between Heaven and Mirth: Why Joy, Humor, and Laughter Are at the Heart of the Spiritual Life

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“You stand in front of an electric fence and whip your dick out to take a piss on it, it's pretty clear you're about to make a mistake. Other than that, you pretty much have no way of knowing.”
― Justin Halpern, I Suck at Girls

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“Advice is bullshit. It's just one asshole's opinion.”
― Justin Halpern, I Suck at Girls

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