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“I’ll eventually replace my charity clothes with things I’ll buy for myself, but not until I’ve worn them through.”
― Jennifer Cody, The Trouble with Trying to Date a Murderer

“The things I own now haven’t yet proven themselves should the bottom fall out of the life I’m currently living. I know that I’m the adaptable one and the things are not what will make or break me, but dammit, you can’t logic away an emotional bond like the one I’ve forged with my stuff.”
― Jennifer Cody, The Trouble With Trying to Save an Assassin

“Jesus-fucking-Christ, people are gullible. I really don’t know how we’ve survived on this planet for so long. We’re evolution’s version of that one mistake we all make that haunts us for the rest of our lives.
You know what I’m talking about. You’re going along minding your own business, and then BAM! Suddenly you’re in the middle of the biggest mistake of your life that everyone will bring up at the family Christmas dinner every year for the rest of time because it’s the funniest shit they ever heard, and it’ll embarrass you every time, but eventually you’ll be able to laugh too.
That’s what humans are to evolution, I’m pretty sure.
It’s embarrassing how dumb we are when we get in groups.”
― Jennifer Cody, The Trouble With Trying to Save an Assassin

“People say it’s the thought that counts, but if you don’t know what your person wants, you should think about letting them pick it themselves. That thought definitely counts.”
― Jennifer Cody, The Trouble with Trying to Date a Murderer