Trinity

“Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.”
― Lemony Snicket, The Carnivorous Carnival

“Wicked people never have time for reading. It's one of the reasons for their wickedness.”
― Lemony Snicket

“If she can't spell, why is she a librarian? Librarians should know how to spell.”
― Ramona Quimby as written by Beverly Cleary, Ramona's World

“Well-read people are less likely to be evil.”
― Lemony Snicket, The Slippery Slope