Molly Carson

“If you love her, set her free. If she comes back, she’s yours. If she doesn’t…Christ! Stubborn woman! Hunt her down, and bring her the hell back; she’s still yours according to vampire law.”


- Niccolo DiConti, General of the Vampire Queen’s Army.”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, Accidentally Married to...a Vampire?

“Control, no. This place—I simply do not understand it. The humans here wear giant cocktail glasses around their necks and insert exorbitant amounts of money into little machines that light up. I still cannot understand, however, why they call them ‘slut machines.’ Is because they steal your money?” “I believe the correct name is ‘slot machine.’ They’re kind of fun…”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, Accidentally Married to...a Vampire?

“An hour later, a nameless, cold-faced man returned with a tray of fresh pasta, warm bread, and a few bags of brand new comfort clothes: yoga pants, tees, a few sports bras, and...pink thong underwear? Well, of course. Wouldn't want to be held prisoner and have panty lines.”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, Accidentally in Love with... a God?

“Yes, a proud, proud moment in my life. If only that could go on my Facebook timeline!”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, Accidentally Married to...a Vampire?