Molly Carson

“Hey, I’ve been alive for a very, very long time. Boring,” she sang out. “Gotta do something for kicks, and a good apocalypse every now and then fills the cracks. It’s like the Super Bowl for us gods…but without the beer and everyone could die. Fun, right?”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, Accidentally Married to...a Vampire?

“An hour later, a nameless, cold-faced man returned with a tray of fresh pasta, warm bread, and a few bags of brand new comfort clothes: yoga pants, tees, a few sports bras, and...pink thong underwear? Well, of course. Wouldn't want to be held prisoner and have panty lines.”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, Accidentally in Love with... a God?

“Wow! First vampires. Then gods. Now…vampire—gods? What’s next? Werewolves? Smurfs? Were-Smurfs?”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, Accidentally Married to...a Vampire?

“Yes, a proud, proud moment in my life. If only that could go on my Facebook timeline!”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, Accidentally Married to...a Vampire?