Alfred Oswalt

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Vincent Panettiere
“Seeing the pictures every evening while finishing the New York Times and waiting for dinner was his joy. Francine was unaware of his pleasure.  He could not reveal these feelings to the children or Francine. Silly. A father loves his children but can’t speak of it for fear of being made trivial.”
Vincent Panettiere, Shared Sorrows

“Serving” is assisting your fellow man, the how-to, practical way to thrust your life into the spiritual wall to make the
tunnel bigger. Will God suddenly appear? Does
washing stacks of pots and pans bring salvation?
Can pulling weeds reclaim your brain? Will mopping the floor make you equal to the richest of men?”
Tom Hillman, Digging for God

A.R. Merrydew
“    ‘So how did he imagine we would have known anything about them?’ Her husband asked.
 Gloria smiled awkwardly. ‘They woke up this morning and have been chanting you name ever since.”
Anthony Merrydew, The Girl with the Porcelain Lips

Lotchie Burton
“If I were seducing you, I’d have you spread out like fine cuisine, working my way through the menu. From appetizer… to dessert.”
Lotchie Burton, Gabriel's Fire

Robyn Arianrhod
“I understand my parents quite well. They think of a wife as a man’s luxury, which he can afford only when he is making a comfortable living. I have a low opinion of this view of the relationship between man and wife, because it makes the wife and the prostitute distinguishable only insofar as the former is able to secure a lifelong contract from the man because of her more favourable social rank . . . Which”
Robyn Arianrhod, Young Einstein: And the story of E=mc²

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