Shukuchi [WC]

“They’re no match for my ninja moves,” Alex said, bending her knees and holding her hands flat like ax heads. “I’ll give their butts such a kicking that they’ll need to buy replacement butts.”
― Dr. Block, Multiverse Tournament of Champions #2

“I had known love for a few hours and now knew heartbreak. This feeling—it was horrible. My chest was empty, like someone had carved out my heart with a dull spoon and filled it with a burning stone. The agony was unbearable. But the loneliness was worse.”
― Chanda Hahn, Of Beast and Beauty

“you must be very careful around thieves. They have the swiftest of hands. They can steal your underwear right off you and you wouldn't even know it.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 23 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Well, if they catch us, it’s going to be perplexing how dead we are,” said Carl. “I do not believe that is a proper use of the word perplexing,” said P1G0.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 35: An Unofficial Minecraft Book