Diary of Steve the Noob 23 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book) Quotes

“y’all.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 23 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Yes, you must be very careful around thieves. They have the swiftest of hands. They can steal your underwear right off you and you wouldn't even know it." I gasped. "Those jerks!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 23 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Shadow nodded. “The secret code is a set of rules for the special task force. It only has three rules.” “What is the first rule?” “You never talk about the special task force.” “And the second rule?” “You never talk about the special task force.” “Oh… so the third rule must be…” Shadow nodded. “Always remember to eat before training hard.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 23 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Oh, but you are, darling. I love you, so therefore, you are my love.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 23 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“We are Team Scorpion!” Red yelled. “And we are OUT!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 23 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“climb, things to dodge and duck from, holes to crouch through and ropes to swing from.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 23 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“If we had your task force in place weeks ago,”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 23 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“home”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 23 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“them.” “Okay, Arceus and Calvin,” I said. “Yes?” they answered. “I need you guys to get horses and track down Team Scorpion. Once you have their location, we will assemble a team and attack their hideout.” Arceus nodded. “It sounds like a good plan.” “But what if they just keep running and they never stop?” asked Calvin. “They have to stop sometime,” said Shadow. “Plus, they have to stash their loot somewhere.” Calvin nodded. “Okay, we’ll head to Thane’s stable. I’ll pick up Rose too, she can help us track them.” “Good idea,” I said. Before leaving, Arceus turned to Cindy and said, “Alas, our time reunited was so short, and now we must part again, my love.” “Uh, why are you calling me that? I’m not your love,” Cindy replied. “Oh, but you are, darling. I love you, so therefore, you are my love.” “You love me…?” Cindy had a shocked expression on her face. “Yes, of course. If not for you, I would have left this town a long time ago.” “Really?” "To be honest, I hate this town. There's always some troubling event going on here. But this is your hometown, and I know you love it so. Therefore, I will gladly fight to my dying breath to defend it if I must.” Cindy blushed. “Um… that’s… very sweet of you…” “Well, we should head out now. Until we meet again, my love.” Arceus hugged Cindy and then he left with Calvin to go to the stable. “What should we do in the meantime?” asked Devlin. “We’ll go home and check up on everyone. We gotta make sure they’re okay.” “And then?” “We’ll prepare for the assault on Team Scorpion’s hideout.” Knight-Captain Devlin nodded. We made our way back to town. When we arrived, we saw a bunch of villagers by town hall. They were drowning the mayor with questions. “Who were those jerks?!” a villager asked. “What did they want?!” asked another. “I thought this place was safe!” yelled a new villager. “How are you going to protect us from them?!” The questions went on and on. The mayor lost the crowd, he had no control over them whatsoever. They were becoming restless.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 23 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“A good rogue must be able to complete the obstacle course within a specific amount of time.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 23 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“20 minutes later, town hall was packed with our town’s strongest residents.   I got up in front of everyone. “The reason why I asked you all to meet me here today is because we have found Team Scorpion’s location.”   The group murmured.  ”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 23 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“What? They dug a hole?” Then I gasped. “They tunneled out?!”     Shadow”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 23 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“It was also very dirty”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 23 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“hard.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 23 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Always remember to eat before training hard.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 23 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“guardsmen”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 23 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“ourselves.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 23 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“you must be very careful around thieves. They have the swiftest of hands. They can steal your underwear right off you and you wouldn't even know it.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 23 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“a fan to blow away the smoke. It helped a bit, but there was still a lot of smoke.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 23 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“you,”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 23 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“A day later, we arrived at Wanda’s house. I explained the situation to Cindy and Wanda.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 23 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Since knights are super tanky and defensive, the next step up is even more defense. The upgraded class gets a huge boost to hearts and stamina. However, power or strength stays the same.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 23 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“staring”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 23 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“mean, look at you all. You got a gladiator, two rangers, a witch, a ninja, an axe throwing blacksmith and a wooden dog.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 23 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“What is the first rule?” “You never talk about the special task force.” “And the second rule?” “You never talk about the special task force.” “Oh… so the third rule must be…” Shadow nodded. “Always remember to eat before training hard.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 23 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“So, I’m not gonna lie, I intend to put you in harm’s way.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 23 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“It has been five days since I last wrote anything in this diary. I guess it is time”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 23 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“They can steal your underwear right off you and you wouldn't even know it.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 23 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“The archery range was much bigger than the training grounds. The rangers said they needed more space because”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 23 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Lucky stopped digging and ran up to a tree. He lifted his leg and was about to pee on it and mark his territory. I was going to stop him, but I didn’t think it would do any harm.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 23 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)