The Complete Baby Zeke Quotes

“Sun, sun, sun, here it comes,” said Bob. “Correction,” I said. “A mad genius.” “This is extremely bright,” said Zeb. “I wonder if ….” Zeb slowly extended his arm and placed his hand into the beam of light. He kept it there for a moment until … it burst into flame!”
― Dr. Block, The Complete Baby Zeke: The Diary of a Chicken Jockey, Books 1-9

“I don’t make the rules,” said Zeb calmly. “I just explain them.”
― Dr. Block, The Complete Baby Zeke: The Diary of a Chicken Jockey, Books 1-9

“Harold.”
― Dr. Block, The Complete Baby Zeke: The Diary of a Chicken Jockey, Books 1-9

“Something Zeb told me once. He said:  “The world is in”
― Dr. Block, The Complete Baby Zeke: The Diary of a Chicken Jockey, Books 1-9

“head. “How could we? Even if we wanted to, there is no way two little pathetic weaklings like us could do it. Don’t you remember how huge he was able to make himself?” “Yeah, I do,” said Harold, a note of sadness in his voice. “What can we do then? If we don’t kill the Ender King, Shadow will kill our friends.” I smacked my lips with satisfaction as I finished that last bit of rotten cow meat. “Simple. We need to find the Ender King and get him to help us defeat Shadow and rescue our friends.” “You really think he will help?” asked Harold. “I hope so,” I said. “He’s not much of a Protector if he doesn’t.” “Protector?” asked Harold. “What are you talking about???” “Something Zeb told me once. He said:  “The world is in a delicate balance. Mobs kill villagers. Players help defend villagers by killing mobs. Villagers trade with players. The three spokes – mobs, villagers, players – balance each other. And, there is the Overworld, the Nether”
― Dr. Block, The Complete Baby Zeke: The Diary of a Chicken Jockey, Books 1-9

“brain spot.”
― Dr. Block, The Complete Baby Zeke: The Diary of a Chicken Jockey, Books 1-9

“open”
― Dr. Block, The Complete Baby Zeke: The Diary of a Chicken Jockey, Books 1-9

“was born – or should I say spawned – inside a dark cave”
― Dr. Block, The Complete Baby Zeke: The Diary of a Chicken Jockey, Books 1-9

“did not take long before I broke through the surface and was nearly blinded by the brightness of the sun. I took a quick peek outside the hole. I had gotten lucky because there were trees and shrubs nearby, so it seemed unlikely anyone would see the hole. Nevertheless, I tossed a couple of cobblestones onto the surface to better conceal the hole from any prying eyes. Then, I turned around and slid down the tunnel I had just mined. When I got back down to the ground, Harold and Bob were dancing in the beam of light. “Bob, you are a genius,” I said.”
― Dr. Block, The Complete Baby Zeke: The Diary of a Chicken Jockey, Books 1-9

“at where the sun is now to get its full brightness.” “I think so,” said Bob as he bent over and pecked at the ground. “Let’s try it,” I said, grabbing my pickaxe. “Where do you think the sun is right now?” Harold pointed with his wing at a spot on the ceiling. “Over there, I think.” Zeb nodded. “I agree. It would be rising from that side of the world.” I quickly built a tower of cobblestone by jumping and dropping a stone after each jump. I was soon next to the ceiling. Then, I started to mine at an upward angle. It”
― Dr. Block, The Complete Baby Zeke: The Diary of a Chicken Jockey, Books 1-9

“Duh,” said Otis, “just create some more holes.” “But even if we made twenty holes,” I said, “the light will still be dim.” Bob clucked and then said, “Then sun goes up and over the world. It doesn’t stay directly above the world.” “What are you getting at?” said Otis. Bob scratched the ground before saying, “This hole goes straight up. The sun is not straight up right now.” I snapped my undead fingers as I realized what Bob meant. “So, we need a hole pointing”
― Dr. Block, The Complete Baby Zeke: The Diary of a Chicken Jockey, Books 1-9

“the”
― Dr. Block, The Complete Baby Zeke: The Diary of a Chicken Jockey, Books 1-9

“Matt – Attending MineCon without being discovered by humans”
― Dr. Block, The Complete Baby Zeke: The Diary of a Chicken Jockey, Books 1-9

“It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness”
― Dr. Block, The Complete Baby Zeke: The Diary of a Chicken Jockey, Books 1-9

“No. Deception won’t work. We have to confront Shadow head on, tete-a-tete, mano-a-mano, face-to-face, point blank.”
― Dr. Block, The Complete Baby Zeke: The Diary of a Chicken Jockey, Books 1-9

“show-and-tell.”
― Dr. Block, The Complete Baby Zeke: The Diary of a Chicken Jockey, Books 1-9

“That was my fear as well. I did not want this to be the last time I saw my chicken. If one of us died, we should both die, together. The bond of a chicken and his jockey is stronger than most people will ever know. There is something mystical about it. It is a combination that shouldn’t exist in nature, but because it does, it is stronger than anything.”
― Dr. Block, The Complete Baby Zeke: The Diary of a Chicken Jockey, Books 1-9

“Now that’s my kind of fireworks display!” shouted Otis, clinching his fist. “It would be very bright and loud and smoky and stinky,” said Bob. “It would smell like victory,” said Harold.”
― Dr. Block, The Complete Baby Zeke: The Diary of a Chicken Jockey, Books 1-9

“The general looked to me like I was mad. “Why? Por qué? Porque? Warum? Kwa nini? Pourquoi? Lematha? Naze? Wèishéme?” asked the general, mocking me in nine different languages.”
― Dr. Block, The Complete Baby Zeke: The Diary of a Chicken Jockey, Books 1-9

“Here I was trying to save my friends, and the one dude who can save them rubs his chin for five minutes!?!”
― Dr. Block, The Complete Baby Zeke: The Diary of a Chicken Jockey, Books 1-9

“jumbo.”
― Dr. Block, The Complete Baby Zeke: The Diary of a Chicken Jockey, Books 1-9

“Sophie – Defeating Herobrine’s Great Zombie Army after it invaded the End in 814 Luke – Preventing Herobrine from Destroying the End Nectar in 1033 Oswald – Communicating with Notch during the Great Imbalance of 1392 Matt – Attending MineCon without being discovered by humans”
― Dr. Block, The Complete Baby Zeke: The Diary of a Chicken Jockey, Books 1-9

“Baby Zeke The diary of a chicken jockey (an unofficial Minecraft book) (COMPLETE Series, Vol.”
― Dr. Block, The Complete Baby Zeke: The Diary of a Chicken Jockey, Books 1-9

“then smashed into the ground. The golem was dead. All that remained of him were four iron ingots and a flower.”
― Dr. Block, The Complete Baby Zeke: The Diary of a Chicken Jockey, Books 1-9

“the Ender King. He is the protector.”
― Dr. Block, The Complete Baby Zeke: The Diary of a Chicken Jockey, Books 1-9

“becomes”
― Dr. Block, The Complete Baby Zeke: The Diary of a Chicken Jockey, Books 1-9

“one”
― Dr. Block, The Complete Baby Zeke: The Diary of a Chicken Jockey, Books 1-9

“that”
― Dr. Block, The Complete Baby Zeke: The Diary of a Chicken Jockey, Books 1-9

“strange”
― Dr. Block, The Complete Baby Zeke: The Diary of a Chicken Jockey, Books 1-9

“it”
― Dr. Block, The Complete Baby Zeke: The Diary of a Chicken Jockey, Books 1-9