MineCraft Boy 2

“creeper”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 37: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“#SquadGoals.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 11-15

“What’s so funny?” “Lots of things. First of all, you fell asleep when you’re supposed to be protecting me. Second, you pull a wooden sword to protect against a group of horsemen. Third, it’s just Fawn and Wolf coming back.” She pointed with her right hand.”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 14

“A teacher said to his Mob class one day, ‘If you think you’re dumb, please stand up.’ Nobody stood up, so the teacher said, “I’m sure there are some kids in this class that think they’re dumb!” Then Little Johnny the Creeper stood up. The teacher said, ‘Oh, Johnny! So, you think you’re dumb then?’ Little Johnny replied, ‘No, I just felt bad that you were standing by yourself.”
― Pixel Kid, Diary of a Minecraft Creeper, Book 1: Creeper Life