MineCraft Boy 2

“What’s so funny?” “Lots of things. First of all, you fell asleep when you’re supposed to be protecting me. Second, you pull a wooden sword to protect against a group of horsemen. Third, it’s just Fawn and Wolf coming back.” She pointed with her right hand.”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 14

“Baby Zeke 15   ​ ​​Friday, May 28, 2021 (tentative) Glitch Guardians 3    ​​Friday, June 18, 2021 (tentative) Surfer Villager 31 ​​TBA (Late June or early July)”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 11

“The five of them (and the robot cow head) all looked at the endless dark tunnel in front of them. The walls were made from gray stone brick, and there were occasional redstone lights embedded into the ceiling, although most of them had stopped working, and the others were flickering on and off. “Well, I guess we’re going through the tunnel,” said Dave. “Yay,” said Carl sarcastically. “I’m sure nothing bad will happen in this dark, scary tunnel. Nothing bad at all.” CHAPTER SIXTEEN Something Bad Happens in the Dark, Scary Tunnel The”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 36: Unofficial Minecraft Books

“A teacher said to his Mob class one day, ‘If you think you’re dumb, please stand up.’ Nobody stood up, so the teacher said, “I’m sure there are some kids in this class that think they’re dumb!” Then Little Johnny the Creeper stood up. The teacher said, ‘Oh, Johnny! So, you think you’re dumb then?’ Little Johnny replied, ‘No, I just felt bad that you were standing by yourself.”
― Pixel Kid, Diary of a Minecraft Creeper, Book 1: Creeper Life