Jennifer Treatman

“For some sick reason, fighting with this woman always ended with her panties in my pocket.”
― Christina Lauren, Beautiful Bastard

“Fuck you!”
She stalks back around my desk toward the door.
“Here? Now?” I look up at the ceiling, like I’m debating the prospect. “Well…okay. But be gentle. My couch is a virgin.”
― Emma Chase, Tangled

“Thank you for telling me that my dick is in your prayers. I'd prefer if it was in your mouth.”
― Whitney Gracia Williams, Reasonable Doubt: Volume 1

“In Lucy's eyes, a penis that doesn't grow, is a very ungrateful penis.”
― Jimmy Tudeski, Uck It List