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67 pages, ebook
First published May 16, 2014
“Contrary to your unfounded and silly assumptions, I do not have a panty fetish and I do not sleep with them over my face at night. I do, however, have a new fetish for your pussy, and if you're interested in letting me sleep with that over my face at night, feel free to let me know.”
“I’ll like to keep my fucking life separate from my home life”
“Andrew this is where you take all your dates…”
“And?”
My heart sank. “Do you not see why bringing me here would hurt my feelings?”
“Would you prefer the Marriott?”
Andrew was the epitome of what it meant to be an asshole, a shining example of what that word stood for.
"I want to be interested in someone who's interested in more than my pussy."
"I'm interested in your mouth, too."
"Did you all smoke the same drugs before your interviews?" I shook my head. "You're in law school. A few years away from potentially having someone's future in your hands and this is the type of shit you come up with?"
"I can't seem to stop thinking about my incompetent-ass-intern and how I want to fuck her."
Silence.
"Do you..." I shook my head. "Do you honestly think saying shit like that is a turn-on?"
"In the interest of future short-lived and mediocre law career, I'm going to do two huge favors: One, I'm going to apologize for fucking you a second time and let you know that it will never happen again. Two, I'm going to pretend like you didn't just assault me with some goddamn coffee."
Andrew was the epitome of what it meant to be an asshole, a shining example of what the word stood for.