Michael

“it is better to remain silent and be thought an idiot, than to speak and remove all doubt'.”
― Craig Alanson, SpecOps

“How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?” Eyebrows raised, I said, “I don’t know, Chuck. How many?” “Two. If they’re small enough.”
― Matthew Iden, The Wicked Flee

“Instead of rotters we had all those wars, the dickheads on Wall Street, climate change, the right and left waving their dicks at each other, everyone in the Middle East losing their damn minds, churches hating on each other, all that shit. It was fucked six ways from Sunday, and yet some people were able to get along.”
― John Joseph Adams, The End Has Come

“We cannot raise a man up by lowering ourselves, no more than we can save a sunken ship by draining away the sea.”
― Josiah Bancroft, The Hod King