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[Patti (baconater)]

Gardends is out there something is something.

My brain hurts. :(

[Jim]

Gardends features heavily on Trip Advisor or so I have discovered

[Patti (baconater)]

You okay, Jim?

Not seen you for a couple days.

[Jim]

Hi Patti
Been away, had a couple of meetings over the weekend so I've been on the road travelling the length of our fair land. But I'm back now :)

[Jim]

Yep, finally I've arrived, I'm a romantic novelist, or at least a romantic short-story-ist
I've written one of the stories that go to make up the book. If you do buy it you'll be reassured to notice that there are competent writers contributing as well ;-)

Cannot find it on Goodreads but it's here on Amazon.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00KWAO856

The following is Mary's book which is well worth buying :-)

http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1907809201/

[David]

Now you've got me confused, Jim.

But I can recommend Mary's book :~)

[Jim]

Got me confused as well, mainly because I was copying so many web addresses and forgot which was which.

One comment I did have about my story

"It's romance Jim, but not as we know it" ;-)

[David]

Nothing wrong with dipping your toe in a new genre, Jim, or any other part of your anatomy. If you start writing for Mills & Boon, I suggest a pseudonym. What about Barbed-wire Cartilage?

Seriously, though, good luck with it.

[M.T.]

Ooo! Thanks for the recommendation. Jim, I enjoyed your 'romance' and I'll be reading that book. Nice going.

And David, thank you, too, for the recommendation.

As soon as it's published on Amazon I'll hit the new releases thread! ;-)

Congrats Jim. ;-)

Cheers

MTM

[Jim]

I'll have to give serious thought to a name for when i start writing bodice rippers

[David]

Not going for my suggestion of Barbed-wire Cartilage then?

[M.T.]

Use your porn name, the name of your first pet plus the maiden name of your aunt: Jemima Castle in my case. Although my son's is a rather disappointing Chewbacca Fancourt Bell. Phnark.

[David]

Dusty Hibberd :~/

[M.T.]

Now that's class!

[David]

Should have used it as a pen name. It'd fit a cover easier.

[Will]

And covers a certain image.

Using MTM's system, I got Betty Tamerlaine.

Maybe I should head for the erotica section.

[David]

I think maybe you should. A sure fire winner.

[Jim]

'Ben Park' is unlikely to set hearts fluttering is it :-(

[David]

No aunts named Dover...? No, that's already taken.

[M.T.]

Snortle, I love Betty Tamerlaine I'm sure she writes sex books. Phnark.

[Kath]

Lassie Smith is NOT going to start a new career in exotica!

[Jim]

Lassie Smith ought to write Westerns

[Kath]

Yeee-haw! *slaps thigh and limps away*

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

I get Simon Laurence, which is a bit better when tweaked to be Simone Laurens.

[Will]

That's a table dancer's name, GL.

Get writing

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

I dance about as gracefully as a table, so that works...

[Patti (baconater)]

I don't know any of my aunt's maiden names. :(

[Patti (baconater)]

So I guess I'm just Pinky.

What would a Pinky write?

[Jim]

Patti (baconater) wrote: "So I guess I'm just Pinky.

What would a Pinky write?"

Kiss and tell autobiography

[David]

Something really scandalous, no doubt.

[Will]

The Art of Toe Sucking?

[Jim]

I'm just a bit worried about Kath's limp

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Kath's limp what?

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Jim wrote: "Patti (baconater) wrote: "So I guess I'm just Pinky.

What would a Pinky write?"

Kiss and tell autobiography"

Kid's cartoons?

Dave has a guy called Pinky doing carpentry work for him!

[Kath]

Gingerlily - Elephant Philosopher wrote: "Kath's limp what?"

That would be telling!

[Will]

Gingerlily - Elephant Philosopher wrote: "Jim wrote: "Patti (baconater) wrote: "So I guess I'm just Pinky.

What would a Pinky write?"

Kiss and tell autobiography"

Kid's cartoons?

Dave has a guy called Pinky doing carpentry work for him!"

Presumably he's called Pinky because he hasn't got one

[Rosemary (grooving with the Picts)]

Horace Laiho?

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

I don't know Will. I must ask - you have me curious now...

[Kath]

Perhaps his pinky is particularly perky. Never make assumptions.

[Patti (baconater)]

Rosemary (the Fourth Plinth) wrote: "Horace Laiho?"

Pretentious literary fiction.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Pinky has a brain. I think.

[Patti (baconater)]

Loved that cartoon.

Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Pinky?

I think so Brain. But how will we get chaps on the monkey?

[Will]

Patti (baconater) wrote: "Rosemary (the Fourth Plinth) wrote: "Horace Laiho?"

Pretentious literary fiction."

That's a superfluous adjective and I have been told off for using them by Kath.

[Patti (baconater)]

Lol!

[Kath]

Adverb, dear. You've been told off for the adverbs!

[Will]

There's a difference?

*Ducks*

[Kath]

Ah. I'm beginning to see the problem. ;)

[Rosemary (grooving with the Picts)]

LOL

Just wait till you see the bestseller by Horace Laiho on the shelves

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

I'm now wondering whether to go with Simone Laurens or my alternative Pleasure DeVice.

[Will]

Kath wrote: "Ah. I'm beginning to see the problem. ;)"

:-)