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Jim Webster, (In On a Chance! )
I'm used to being sh*t upon from a great height :-)
No, its just that Jim is only 6 inches tall.
People only buy my books out of sympathy because I'm differently enabled :-(
Pfft.Page.
You have lovely thread. Now reach up and milk it.
Good grief yes, I'm supposed to be a writer, I'm supposed to be witty and attractive and sell books. Well two out of three isn't bad.Perhaps you'd like to slip out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini.
I've just read the first 2 chapter of Tsarina. Enjoying it so far.
Oh you say the nicest things :-)I sat down and read it as a paperback, I've never done that before with one of my own books.
It was strange, I genuinely enjoyed the experience because when I read something electronically, I'm working, I'm editing
When I read paper, I'm relaxing :-)
Jim wrote: "Oh you say the nicest things :-)I sat down and read it as a paperback, I've never done that before with one of my own books.
It was strange, I genuinely enjoyed the experience because when I rea..."
Good point, there, Jim. There's no ability to change anything, so you can just let go of the temptation.
It was great, wondering just who this brilliant author was and where could I buy his next book :-)Seriously though it was a very different experience
Oh that's nice, just had a review of The Flames of the City There is an epic quality to this book, with the lives of several main characters followed across many years within a rich and detailed setting, while Jim Webster keeps up a good pace throughout. There is also an unusual level of originality to his fantasies, which couples with a firm ground in reality to produce a far more convincing story than is usual in this genre.
And now I discover that The Cartographer's Apprentice: Leave Them Wanting More http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Cartograp... is only 69pNothing to do with me, it's just Amazon cutting the price
Post it in the price drop thread as well, pumpkin.
I saw the bit in capitals which said Special offers is a NO SELF PROMO ZONE and went away before noticing the Author bit :-(
Lol!We were getting a lot of spamming threads in there and I was wasting hours having to delete them.
You need it!You'll be thigh deep in brambles in no time.
It'll be like a jungle to Jim!
Someone had their puns on toast for breakfast.
I had ham sandwiches.
That's brilliant Jim.Was an interesting article in the paper a few weeks back, comparing the rations from various armies.
I think they'd been donated for auction to raise money for something or other. The Americans couldn't donate any cuz it's against the law for some reason.
Jim wrote: "Took a photo of my Breakfast :-)https://www.facebook.com/TsarinaSecto..."
How much for Yak, beans and caviar Jim?
I knew there'd be carrots in it.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-CGwzvA6iALM...Mushy peas and chips just waiting for a good rich yak stew to be poured over them :-)
Patti (baconater) wrote: "I knew there'd be carrots in it."Thats funny... the recipe didn't say anything about carrots...
Patti (baconater) wrote: "I miss mushy peas. :("It's funny, after finding the pictures I ended up fancying mushy peas as well. Given that we were having Spaghetti Bolognaise it wasn't going to happen
Phnark. It looked more like yak vomit. Well... I suppose, all that mention of carrots.....
Pah, some people don't appreciate good food. You clean up your plates, there's starving children who'd be grateful for that
They can have it, with my blessing!!
Shove it in the freezer bag and I'll send some round to collect it. If two bare footed urchins knock on your door, shivering in the cold morning air, you'll know what they're after
It'll have to be the cold afternoon air. I don't do mornings.
Just finished chapter 4. Still enjoying it.
Jolly good, we'll hold the orphans until you've finished then
With her lack of food shopping, you're better off sending the orphans to feed her.
Patti (baconater) wrote: "With her lack of food shopping, you're better off sending the orphans to feed her."you imply a Fagin like existence :-)
You have the wardrobe for it. ;)
That was only because I was ill. Im able to go shopping again now.
Patti (baconater) wrote: "You have the wardrobe for it. ;)"That's true.
Although my hair is too short and I'm clean shaven,
oh yes and I'm an honest and upright member of the community, I knew there was something else
Honest, definitely.The scar tissue on your fingers? I'm sure that's from bramble wrangling. Not knuckle dragging. ;)
Gingerlily - Smiter of idiots. wrote: "That was only because I was ill. Im able to go shopping again now."Yes and I'm glad you're yourself again. Xxx
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Jim, I hope you don't mind me filling up your thread with elephants. Being a farmer, I figured you could cope with livestock. And the poop!