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Jim Webster, (In On a Chance! )
And your pilot for today is multi-tasking George. As well as flying the plane single handed he will perform open heart surgery on one passenger in cattle class, attempt to seduce three flight attendants, make a model of Windsor castle out of matchsticks and drink a bottle of milk stout whilst singing 'All the nice girls like a sailor' :-)
No, I've not fledFirst I was away in London for a couple of days with meetings, got back and we lost broadband. It's back but perhaps only briefly so just thought I'd wave and say hi.
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Hi :~)Where did your broadband get to?
Hi Jim.Maybe you should wear safety glasses while in London. You don't want your eyes damaged after the operations.
I'm tempted to wear goggles! Our broadband goes and comes back every twelve hours,for ten minutes before going again :-(
Thats not an ideal situation. On the other hand, it does mean you can't waste hours faffing about on the internet!
Well I've got 11,000 words written since Friday for the next book, but I've got a blog tour to organise (try doing that by post :-( ) and a back log of paying writing that needs doing :-(
Hidden blessing then? Don't you just hate those?!
I'm just envious of Jim's 11K....That would be my silver lining.
Got any snow, Jim?
Hi Kath, very well hidden :-(BT spent about seven hours here today and I've got broadband, but at about 0.7meg, he's coming back tomorrow and this time he's bringing a mate because he's going to start banging metaphorical heads together :-)
Will wrote: "I'm just envious of Jim's 11K....That would be my silver lining.
Got any snow, Jim?"
No snow, just endless persisting rain :-(
Got a little more written but spent most of my time assisting BT engineer rewire us internally, so all new telephone wires in house, several faults found externally and hopefully more to come tomorrow.
Yes 11k words is nice but it's frustrating as I've also got other stuff to do, going on the web and grabbing scientific papers in a manner that looked like one of those supermarket dashes, frantically filling my boots before the broadband died again
I spent all day making book marks for the get together. It didn't go very well.
Oh sorry Jim. I meant to put that on the morning thread. Good going on the 11k and sorry the Broadband is throwing a loop.cheers
MTM
Try getting mcmini to help with the bookmarks and call them special one-offs which will be priceless when you are famous!
Hey, that's a new photo, you handsome devil, you!
David wrote: "Hey, that's a new photo, you handsome devil, you!"I noticed the new photo on facebook. Very nice.
What more could you ask for?
Actually, Jim looks worryingly normal in that pic, don't you think?
Well for a start he's not carrying a giant marrow......:p
JIm! You're back!
My theory is that he looked in the mirror after his eye ops and decided something had to be done...
The previous photos were of my stunt double, splendid chap obviously but lacking in some of the more esoteric social graces
More like stunned double.
I liked the last photo because you looked like the farmer off Sean the Sheep.
Will the real Jim please step forward.
Hang on, both of them did!
Nah. One's an android. Jim the Auton... Has a ring to it. :-)
Or maybe Jim cloned himself. That way there's a Jim to tend to the sheep while the other one writes.
So this is the JimJim thread
David wrote: "Or maybe Jim cloned himself. That way there's a Jim to tend to the sheep while the other one writes."So THAT'S how he does it.
I believe there are three Jims. We haven't seen the writing one. The prior one was the one that saw to the sheep. This new appearance is the one that tends to the needs of ladies, and gives the writer Jim all the info for writing Benor.
Now my lady wife will be getting nervous!
Watch it folks, we don't want to earn him a biff up the hooter.
Oh, now its the JimJimJim thread!
So long as it's not the spam spam spam thread we're fine. I cannot sing and I don't have the right sort of winged helmet or fur cloak
I'll bet you have the lumberjack shirt though, right?
Strangely enough I do have an appropriate patterned shirt, but at the moment I'm doing my lumberjacking wearing wellingtons (because I'm working in standing water,) somewhat grubby trousers, two old sweatshirts, topped with a battered pullover, topped with a truly knackered fleece :-)
Cor, you Jim. You dunnarf know how to turn a girl on. (Or did I mean off?) :)
Kath wrote: "Cor, you Jim. You dunnarf know how to turn a girl on. (Or did I mean off?) :)"Years of constant practice! Only a true dedication to my art has given me the perseverance necessary
Patti (baconater) wrote: "Jim! I've missed you!!!!"Practice improves your aim :-)
Gingerlily - Smiter of idiots. wrote: "http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs27/i/200..."I'm sure that's an electric chainsaw, they've just photoshoped out the flex!
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