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[Isaac]

I can't. D:

I have no webcam in the first place and my mom doesn't know about any of you so it'd be kind of hard to talk to everybody without her walking in wondering what the heck I'm doing and being able to close out of everything if she were to walk in.

It sort of sucks.

[Colby]

I like trains.
(asdf movies, every one.)

[Colby]

Yeah, shut up, I know it's not Shakespeare. But he hits you with words. I just hit you with a fugging TRAIN.

[Isaac]

THANK YOU FOR REVIVING THIS

[Elliott]

CURSE YOU FOR REVIVING THIS. ;)

[Brigid ✩, No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.]

Colby wrote: "I like trains.
(asdf movies, every one.)"

HAHAHA. Yes. You. Do.

[Isaac]

I'm confused now too.

[Jasmine]

Colby wrote: "I like trains.
(asdf movies, every one.)"

That thing is AWESOME!!! Random Girl is OUT! PEACE TO UNICORNS!!!

[Elliott]

Emily [But I am, most of all I am] wrote: "I'm confused now too."

[Brigid ✩, No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.]

Holden wrote: "Colby wrote: "I like trains.
(asdf movies, every one.)"

*is confused*"

WHAT. You ignorant souls.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVSWTC...

[Colby]

*can't even count how many times I've told y'all to watch asdf movies*
Lav, actually, I'm pretty sure you DID watch them once...

[Brigid ✩, No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.]

The best thing ever, that's what.

[Colby]

Brigid *Flying Kick-a-pow!* wrote: "The best thing ever, that's what."

*nods*
I'm so happy somebody other than me knew about these and I'm not just that sad of a person.

[Brigid ✩, No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.]

Huzzah! I could quote those things all day.

"Hello, parking meter!"
"Hellooooo."
D:

[Isaac]

Brigid *Flying Kick-a-pow!* wrote: "Holden wrote: "Colby wrote: "I like trains.
(asdf movies, every one.)"

*is confused*"

WHAT. You ignorant souls.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVSWTC..."

What I mean i just waht

english skills good no bad wait waht

[Elliott]

OH I HAVE SEEN THOSE. TEMPORARY MEMORY LOSS.
As I was telling Holden earlier, I forget things quite often.

[Isaac]

my brain and waht

is dis da real lyfe

is dis juzt fantasy

[Shreya=Drastically Random. Find the emoticon.]

Emily [But I am, most of all I am] wrote: "my brain and waht

is dis da real lyfe

is dis juzt fantasy"

caught in a laaaandsliddeee
no escape from reaaaaalityyyy

Colby wrote: "I like trains.
(asdf movies, every one.)"

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Isaac]

Shreya=Drastically Random. Find the emoticon. wrote: "Emily [But I am, most of all I am] wrote: "my brain and waht

is dis da real lyfe

is dis juzt fantasy"

caught in a laaaandsliddeee
no escape from reaaaaalityyyy

Colby wrote: "I like trains.
(asd..."

OPEN YOUR EYES
LOOK UP TO THE SKIES AND SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Elliott]

YOUR SINGING IS MAKING MY EARS BLEED, THOU PRIBBLING SPUR-GALLED PIGNUT!

[Isaac]

HOW DARE YOU, YOU BAWDY MOTLEY-MINDED WHEY-FACE!

[Isaac]

I'LL INSULT HER IF I WANT TOO

[Elliott]

AND I'LL ENJOY IT IF I WANT TO. MAYBE I LIKE BEING INSULTED.

[Elliott]

*fistpumps*

[Isaac]

Lav [until your heart stops beating so fast] wrote: "AND I'LL ENJOY IT IF I WANT TO. MAYBE I LIKE BEING INSULTED."

O, thou art as tedious as a tired horse, a railing wife, Worse than a smoky house.

[Colby]

(I totally wasn't the one who reccomended you ;) )

[Isaac]

HOLY CRAP HOLDEN I KNOW WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE NOW

YOU'RE NOT A SMILEY FACE

WHAT

[Isaac]

HOLDEN I FEEL SO LAME BECAUSE I'VE NEVER REALLY READ WHAT YOU'VE WRITTEN ABOUT "A EULOGY FOR CHLOE RYAN" WAS ONE OF THE BEST THINGS EVER LIKE SERIOUSLY LAST TIME I FELT LIKE THAT WAS WHEN I READ THE BOOK THIEF AND NOW I THINK I'M GOING TO GO CRY

[Isaac]

Holden wrote: "Emily [But I am, most of all I am] wrote: "HOLDEN I FEEL SO LAME BECAUSE I'VE NEVER REALLY READ WHAT YOU'VE WRITTEN ABOUT "A EULOGY FOR CHLOE RYAN" WAS ONE OF THE BEST THINGS EVER LIKE SERIOUSLY LA..."

Holden wrote: "Emily [But I am, most of all I am] wrote: "HOLY CRAP HOLDEN I KNOW WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE NOW

YOU'RE NOT A SMILEY FACE

WHAT"

The picture on the site is a, uh, fake. Yes."

BUT YOU ARE A GENIUS HOLDEN

AND I KNEW YOU WERE A SMILEY FACE

[Colby]

Holden wrote: "Colby wrote: "(I totally wasn't the one who reccomended you ;) )"

OMG COLBY YOU LITTLE...GET OVER HERE AND LET ME GIVE YOU A BEAR HUG. xD"

*Accepts bear hug*
*return bear hug for you mentioning my name in the interview*

[Colby]

Bears always enter my fiction. I write bear instead of other stuff. Quite often. Like once a guy scratched his bear. Recently a guy held a girl's bear for her.

[Colby]

He was mauled.



Is it so sweet now?

[Elliott]

I ENJOYED YOUR ARTICLE THING HOLDEN. IT SEEMED VERY ACCURATE. ONLY MORE MATURE. WHICH WAS OBVIOUSLY A LIE.

[Megan]

Emily [But I am, most of all I am] wrote: "HOLY CRAP HOLDEN I KNOW WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE NOW

YOU'RE NOT A SMILEY FACE

WHAT"

HOLDEN ACTUALLY HAS A REAL FACE?!?!? ALL THIS TIME I THOUGHT HE REALLY WAS JUST A BODY WITH A YELLOW SMILEY FOR A HEAD. WHAT ARE THESE LIES I'VE BEEN BELIEVING IN.

[Isaac]

Lav [until your heart stops beating so fast] wrote: "I ENJOYED YOUR ARTICLE THING HOLDEN. IT SEEMED VERY ACCURATE. ONLY MORE MATURE. WHICH WAS OBVIOUSLY A LIE."

YEAH THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING. I WAS LIKE, "WHERE ARE THE PEE JOKES?! WHERE IS BOODLE?!" (Oh wait wrong group.)

Megan [find me somebody to love] wrote: "Emily [But I am, most of all I am] wrote: "HOLY CRAP HOLDEN I KNOW WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE NOW

YOU'RE NOT A SMILEY FACE

WHAT"

HOLDEN ACTUALLY HAS A REAL FACE?!?!? ALL THIS TIME I THOUGHT HE REALLY WA..."

DOWN WITH LIES AND UP WITH TRUTH PLEASE I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE

[Colby]

Emily, Boodle's conception was first discussed in this group.
In this very topic, I believe. XD

[Isaac]

I do not believe I was around for that. XP

[Isaac]

Oh, yes indeed.

*throws hidden video camera in the same river as Boodle*

[Colby]

I have insider information that informs me that Boodle has grown to 30 times her usual size and now has a tail and is hiding just beneath the surface of the river.

[Isaac]

OH CRAP

[Isaac]

~Yue~ [Starless Nights Will Cover Day] wrote: "COLBY YOU HAVE CREATED A MONSTER"

ONE THAT LIKES PRETZELS AND READS THE SAME SERIAL KILLER BOOKS THAT I DO

Speaking of which, I say Boodle and I should have a true crime book club. :3

[Isaac]

Pffft, specifics, specifics.

[Isaac]

~Yue~ [Starless Nights Will Cover Day] wrote: "Holden wrote: "FYI COLBY DID NOT CREATE HER HE JUST BIRTHED HER I CREATED HER AND TAUGHT HER TO LOVE PRETZELS."

You seem quite proud of this."

Yeah.

You created a monster.

[Colby]

HOLDEN HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT I DIDN'T CREATE HER?
Her DNA was equal parts mine and yours. We created that beautiful little river demon together, hon.

[Isaac]

I'm totally writing a story about Boodle the River Demon.

[Colby]

Dooo eeet

[Isaac]

Okay I will sometime. :D

[Isaac]

!!!WARNING!!!

!!!ONCE YOU START READING THIS YOU CAN’T STOP!!!

!!!LOL NOW YOU CAN’T STOP!!!

!!!IT'S NOT LIKE YOU CAN'T MAKE THE CHOICE TO STOP NOPE I'VE MIND CONTROLLED YOU!!!

The Legend of Boodle the Fascist Serial Killer Infant Teen River Monster

Once upon a time there were two guys. Their names were....(SEE MORE)....(SEE MORE)....(SEE MORE)....(SEE MORE)Colby and Holden. One day they went to McDonald’s then back home. Holden, being the naughty boy he is, brought out some juice boxes. Suddenly a wild cow suit appeared and everything just happened.

Colby found out that he was expecting. At the baby shower, the baby was deemed.....................(SEE MORE)Boodle Lynch. The baby came unexpectedly. She was a nice Boodle, at first; but then everything changed. Boodle adopted a very teenager-ish attitude. She also liked to read about serial killers and such, and it does not help that Emily (O HAI GUYS) encouraged Boodle to read about them. Boodle then took over the nice world we lived in, demanding pretzels, pretzels, and guess what, more pretzels.

There needed to be an end to this terror. So what could the people do then............(SEE MORE)throw her into the river? And that’s exactly what Colby did.

Now she lurks there, planning her revenge. Boodle has transformed from the nice baby to an evil cold heartless river monster. If you go down to the GOODREADS River, and wait patiently, you might see her. The only catch? Nobody.................(SEE MORE)......(SEE MORE)has ever returned to claim they have seen her.

Take the brother and sister, both under ten, the disappeared after camping there. They were last seen in their sleeping bags; now all that’s left of them is a..............(SEE MORE)ribbon from her nightgown. Three men on a book fishing trip went down and never returned, the last things ever heard were their blood curdling screams from neighbors five miles away.

The Goodreads nation waits in painful anxiousness for the next disappearance—or........(SEE MORE).......(SEE MORE)even worse, her next victim.

A foot has been found recently by the Goodreads River. A foot................(SEE MORE)by a bag of pretzels.

Be careful out there.

POST THIS TO 5 OTHER GROUPS OR BOODLE WILL COME INTO YOUR ROOM AT 3:42 AM ON THE NEAREST THURSDAY IN OCTOBER AND BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH A PILLOW FILLED WITH ENCYCLOPEDIAS

[Colby]

I wish there was really a Goodreads river filled with books that you could fish for. I'm imagining them in these little waterproof packages that have things on them for your hook to catch onto, and they're scattered across the bottom of the river like rocks.

That all said, I grant you the Pulitzer Prize and a Nobel. Also, Oprah's Book Club has selected The Legend of Boodle the Fascist Serial Killer Infant Teen River Monster as one of their picks.

[Isaac]

*success*