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[Elliott]

It is now. :3

[Mandy]

*facepalm*

[Elliott]

I'm sowwy!
Referencing Shakespeare makes me feel smart.

[Elliott]

Holden, I think you're corrupting me into sort of enjoying Shakespeare.

[Mandy]

Lav [pourquoi tu gâches ta vie] wrote: "Holden, I think you're corrupting me into sort of enjoying Shakespeare."

Corrupting? YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T ENJOY SHAKESPEARE BEFORE?

[Colby]

*is one of those strange children who actually enjoys Shakespeare*

[Elliott]

I never really tried to get into Shakespeare and reading his plays made me feel thick, but then Holden got me to actually think about him with an open mind and he's pretty awesome. :D

[Colby]

Holden wrote: "Colby wrote: "*is one of those strange children who actually enjoys Shakespeare*"

And THIS is why we had a baby together."

You realize I'm still pregnant, right? God, you never pay attention to me. If you weren't such a cutie, I wouldn't have ever let you do put me in that cow costume and play rodeo...

[Elliott]

*facepalm*
SOME THINGS ARE MEANT TO BE PRIVATE.

[Elliott]

Only in a writer relationship can you cheat on your significant other with a dead playwright.

[Colby]

Lav [pourquoi tu gâches ta vie] wrote: "Only in a writer relationship can you cheat on your significant other with a dead playwright."

YES.

[Colby]

Holden wrote: "Colby wrote: "Holden wrote: "Colby wrote: "*is one of those strange children who actually enjoys Shakespeare*"

And THIS is why we had a baby together."

You realize I'm still pregnant, right? God,..."

GASP. I didn't even know you were CHEATING on me, and with that...that...ruffled-neck miscreant!

[Elliott]

Doesn't everyone get a no guilt five, or something like that?

[Isaac]

How about we all sit down and talk this out?

With, you know, metal chairs and lead pipes?

[Elliott]

I like the way you think, Emily. *makes popcorn*

[Colby]

*grabs rusty pipe*

[Isaac]

*bows gracefully*

Like I always say:

"How can you go wrong with bludgeoning?"

[Autumn]

Lav [pourquoi tu gâches ta vie] wrote: "*facepalm*
SOME THINGS ARE MEANT TO BE PRIVATE."

[Elliott]

TWO WORDS GUYS: WORD DYNAMO.

[Isaac]

OH ISN'T THAT THAT DICTIONARY.COM/SAT THING?

[Isaac]

Rebekka (ἈΝΆΓΚΗ) wrote: "Emily [FANGIRL POWERS ACTIVATE] wrote: "*bows gracefully*

Like I always say:

"How can you go wrong with bludgeoning?""

That's the beauty of it!: you can't! 8D"

AMEN.

[Isaac]

XD

[Elliott]

Emily [FANGIRL POWERS ACTIVATE] wrote: "OH ISN'T THAT THAT DICTIONARY.COM/SAT THING?"

YES AND IT'S SO MUCH FUUUN. It's not just for SAT prep, though. They have fun word lists as well. Meep! I spent an hour yesterday taking different word quizzes. xD

[Isaac]

Silly goose, he isn't 21 yet.

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Holden wrote: "HEY GUYS AS OF THREE MINUTES AGO I AM 18. W00t.

So...YAY.

...

Now what?

...I think I'll go read a book."

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

[tesni]

Holden wrote: "HEY GUYS AS OF THREE MINUTES AGO I AM 18. W00t.

So...YAY.

...

Now what?

...I think I'll go read a book."

Happy birthday, husband dearest.

[tesni]

Emily [FANGIRL POWERS ACTIVATE] wrote: "Silly goose, he isn't 21 yet."

Easy mistake to make. The age limit for drinking is eighteen pretty much everywhere in Europe.

[[deleted user]]

*shuffles in, exuding awkwardness* Well, hi.

[Isaac]

T e s n i wrote: "Emily [FANGIRL POWERS ACTIVATE] wrote: "Silly goose, he isn't 21 yet."

Easy mistake to make. The age limit for drinking is eighteen pretty much everywhere in Europe."

Yeah, I wasn't sure what the age limit was in Europe.

Holden wrote: "Thanks guys! xD And yeah, I can understand the mistake. But I doubt I'd be doing much drinking at 21, either. I MEAN, CAN YOU IMAGINE MR. UPPERCASE LETTERS-RAMBLY-CRAZY-SPASTIC-NERD-MAN WITH AL..."

HAPPY BIRTHDAY THOUGH, HOLDEN.

[Colby]

People are always making things with Holden's face on them...it's sort of weird.

HOLDEN. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FELLOW WWAC MALE PERSON.

[Autumn]

Holden wrote: "HEY GUYS AS OF THREE MINUTES AGO I AM 18. W00t.

So...YAY.

...

Now what?

...I think I'll go read a book."

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HOLDEN. I HOPE IT'S FANDIDDLAYTASTIC.

[Isaac]

Colby wrote: "People are always making things with Holden's face on them...it's sort of weird.

HOLDEN. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FELLOW WWAC MALE PERSON."

HAHAHA.

[Autumn]

Holden's famous.

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Holden wrote: "Maxy wrote: "*shuffles in, exuding awkwardness* Well, hi."

HI HI HI."

HI HI HI HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

[Mandy]

IT'S HOLDEN'S BIRTHDAY!?!?!?! HE'S 18. HE'S NEEDS TO BE KICKED OUT BECAUSE HE'S REACHED MANHOOD. I mean...ADULTHOOD. xD

[Elliott]

YEAH, GUYS, REMEMBER THE MANIFESTO?

JUST KIDDING.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HOLDEN!

(I'd say something clever, but I already used it up on your FB wall and I'm tired so MEH TO YOU OLD MAN.)

[Mandy]

YOU ARE CRAZY. IT WASN'T A PRANK.

Lolz.

[Elliott]

Holden, dear, I don't think turning 18 made your imposing facade of masculinity any more believable.

[Elliott]

... that was frightening.

[Mandy]

All that grunting does nothing.

[Isaac]

XD

[Maria [the clockwork creeps on useless lives], Butts butts]

We didn't put everyone in, but this is the order of people:
Yue, Maria, Cara, Mandy, Colby as a black woman, Autumn, Emmie, Lav, Holden, and then Jane on the ground.

[Elliott]

YES. I GET TO BE IN THE FRONT OF THE CREEPER VAN. I AM SO AWESOME.

[Elliott]

BAHAHA. Holden is a flower. Who decided that, anyways? Oh goodness. How strange is the lot of us mortals!

[Elliott]

SOLUTION: [image error]
BUY ONE OF THESE.

[Elliott]

Seeing you in a flower costume would make my life so much more awesome.

[Elliott]

But if your Imposing Facade of Masculinity disappeared, I wouldn't have to pronounce it incorrectly and feel stupid anymore!

[Autumn]

Maria [the clockwork creeps on useless lives] wrote: "

We didn't put everyone in, but this is the order of people:
Yue, Maria, Cara, Mandy, Colby as a black woman, Autumn, Emmie, Lav, Holden, and then Jane on the ground."

This. This is perfect. I love how I'm super tan when I'm actually super pale XD

[Autumn]

Lav [pourquoi tu gâches ta vie] wrote: "BAHAHA. Holden is a flower. Who decided that, anyways? Oh goodness. How strange is the lot of us mortals!"

Yue had a dream that Holden was a flower XD
http://scootdoodle.com/m/mBpRjYyl

[Autumn]

YUE HI YUE HI.