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I hate that I’m at the point of becoming a homicidal maniac….

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message 1: by The Crimson Fucker (last edited Nov 01, 2008 11:15PM) (new)

The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments OMG
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She throw away the jacket of my Silmarillion first edition!!! Oh god! Oh god! OH GOD! I’ma kill her! That’s it I’ma kill her !!!!! I remember something i once read...


Totally like whacked, insane. Like the kind of sounds you can imagine a girl hears in her head right before she kills her whole family because somebody took the last bit of peanut butter or something. You know what I'm saying? The sound of a fucking mind coming apart. David Foster Wallace

I know how that sounds now… it sounds like my aunt saying: I organized your closet and throw away all the garbage… I also reorganized all of your books!!!


WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? Why did I took off the jacked cuz I was re-reading it on my house!!! OH GOD!!! I’LL RAISE YOU A TEMPLE IF YOU GIVE ME BACK MY SILMARILLION JACKET!!



The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments Yes, they did!!! And they throw away the garbage on of the whole building on Saturday night!!! Maybe if I go to the dumpster I don’t know!! OH GOD! I freak out when I opened the door and saw my plastic roman sword next to my fairy wings and my plastic scythe….


message 3: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments Okay Alfonso, ::resists making comment about fairy wings:: much to my surprise, I am truly sorry. I remember how pissed off I was at my sister when she used my copy of "The Horse and His Boy" to kill a fat mosquito, leaving enough gore for a good CSI team to do a full set of tests, and that was just a regular-ass copy.


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments Holy shit! it wasn’t a dream!!!!!!!! It did happen


Reads with Scotch Simply put, this just can not stand Alfonso. I know she is family and all that, but there is a line in the sand that one does not cross. Not only did she cross it, but she crossed it to kick your sock support. This is war, take her to the mattresses!


message 6: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) Oh my god. That's bad. That's really really bad.

Did you cry?


Reads with Scotch He needs hateful support Amanda... not sympathy. Take your recycled toilet paper pity elsewhere.


message 8: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) I can't change who I am!

















But I'll try.
FUCK YOU ALFONSO AND THE ELVEN CRAP YOU RODE IN ON!


message 9: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) No, I can't do that to Tolkien. I just can't. I take it back! It's not crap!!!


Reads with Scotch NO! Don't hate on Fizzle, Hate on that sock support kicker!


message 11: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) Hey, it's my first day back here. Give me some time to adjust to hating again, Boss.


Reads with Scotch See group hate, we all need to add a little hate to send her way...


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments Ok I just finished checking the box where some stuff where stack…. And it aint there when I ask her she just said: if is not there is on the garbage… and I’m just standing here and I do, I do wanna cry! Oh god! What the fuck did I do? I just want my jacket back!! Oh god!


Reads with Scotch Have you checked eBay? Perhaps you will be lucky. The world is a big place and right now there is someone out there that lost the book to their book jacket. It could happen; the probability of the improbable happening is probably pretty high.


message 15: by The Crimson Fucker (last edited Nov 02, 2008 08:49AM) (new)

The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments i dont buy online... i hate buying online... (let us remember the 1998-1999 incident when I had to wait 8 months for some books) i hate it!!! Mr. Greg found that book for me, I gave it to myself as a present for working over 55 hours a week for 3 months during the ecoli… that book is actually on my sad will demanding that whatever they do to my body the book is supposed to stay with me!! Like a pharaoh…


Reads with Scotch Well you still have the book... call the publisher. They may have more jackets on hand then books. You would be surprised at how inefficient the publishing industry is. I guess what I am trying to say is this: After the premature demise of the culprit, there is a possibility that you will be able to replace the jacket. Sure it may feel like a cheap impostor, but at least the book will be protected.


Reads with Scotch Stop humanizing her,Donna. She is dead to us all.


Reads with Scotch yes but you keep calling it "your aunt" Humanizing see :D


message 19: by Tom (new)

Tom Foolery (tomfoolery) Fonso, Amazon has several copies available under $35 and there's actually a new one (they claim) in near-pristine condition for a shade under $130....


message 20: by Havocvoodoo (new)

Havocvoodoo (wwwgoodreadscomprofilehavocvoodo) Hiya, I'm Tom's girlfriend. He wouldn't post a comment for me, so I joined just to post one. I also promised I wouldn't embarass him, HA! Anyhoo, that sucks that she threw away your book cover! Who does that? Seriously! My ex used to buy books and throw the jackets away and it made me crazy. All my books have their jackets and if someone threw one away I'd have to hurt them. Gees! That's grounds for immediate retaliation...I'm thinking if she has a favorite pair of shoes (because, as a woman, we all have a favorite pair of shoes) you just chuck 'em.

Ok, I think I'm done.


message 21: by [deleted user] (new)

What is your aunt saying about it, Alphonso? Is she sorry?


Reads with Scotch I think you should stick around Miss. Foolery.


message 23: by [deleted user] (new)

Yes, and spread havoc and voodoo.


Reads with Scotch We can all dance around you two sprinkling almonds on ya... voodoo doughnuts right!


message 25: by [deleted user] (last edited Nov 02, 2008 09:41AM) (new)

This is the voodoo doughnut:


This is what I always get:
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This is Steve's favorite:
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This is what Charissa got when she came to town:



message 26: by [deleted user] (new)

Now I want doughnuts!


message 27: by [deleted user] (new)

Yes, ebay does have first editions for not too much, but that is not a good option. The thing is, if you buy one from ebay, you still have a Simarillion in the world without its jacket. It's a sad, sad thing. Those first editions on ebay are sitting there all snug and safe and they don't need somebody buying them only to tear them from their jacket which is replacing the garbage can jacket. THERE WOULD STILL BE A GARBAGE CAN JACKET! That's no solution.


message 28: by Havocvoodoo (new)

Havocvoodoo (wwwgoodreadscomprofilehavocvoodo) Aw, man, you had to mention doughnuts! I was already going to Cinnabon, but now I'm going to Krispy Kreme, damnit. ;)BTW, the voodoo doughnut is awesome! I'm going to have to make one...

Montambo, you're right, it won't be the same. But at least it'll be somewhat whole. Jackets are a part of the book...a book without a jacket is just, well, naked.

Ok, off to cure my doughnut craving. Whee!


message 29: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) It took me a sec to get your name, Ms. Foolery. I thought it was some sort of twist on "avocado" at first. YUM!

Do they make an avocado donut at Voodoo Donuts?


message 30: by Havocvoodoo (new)

Havocvoodoo (wwwgoodreadscomprofilehavocvoodo) Avocado doughnuts? Wow, that's, uh...wow.

Havocvoodoo...my cats' names. Well, Voodoo is, as Monty Python would say, an ex-cat. Havoc, however, is still living up to her name. And the cat in my avatar is Laveau.

Oh, and since this is after all the Haters Club...just say "no" to guacamole!




message 31: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) NEVER!!!


Reads with Scotch always... guacamole is anal snot.


message 33: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) Mmmmmm... Chunky, delicious guacamole. I just wanna lick it!


Reads with Scotch You want to lick anal snot... I always knew you were a freaky kinda cool.


message 35: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) Like I said... I can't change who I am. ;)


message 36: by [deleted user] (new)

I prefer just chopped avocado to guacamole. I like guacamole that isn't too garlicy and is still sorta chunky. I love avocados! And donuts.

Nick, I hate you for saying "anal snot."


message 37: by [deleted user] (new)

Yum all of that. Except the bacon, shrimp and chicken.

I love dark rye, cream cheese, sprouts, avocado, tomato, teeny bit of mustard. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. I love avocados sprinkled with salt and ate with a spoon (with lemon if you got it).


message 38: by Havocvoodoo (new)

Havocvoodoo (wwwgoodreadscomprofilehavocvoodo) It's BACON! WHEE! I'm a Meatavore, so bacon, shrimp and chicken rock. Tom says he'll take a BBB sandwich...bacon, bacon anc bacon. Oh, and bacon on the side.




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