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I’ma go with Vickie here… I think you should play nice to everybody you know… and walk around like if you were the huge fairy of love and comprehension… and do what you’ve never done before… listen to what other people have to say!
Do not listen to that, Rusty. There is nothing of consequence being said by anyone. Alfizzle: Be warned 6 of the 10 voices in my head don't like you very much, right now. ;)
That’s funny y’all! Cuz 25 of the 100 of mine are debating of the why am I still reading this… 10 are telling me to let it out and go on a crazy rampage against your ass, 50 are too busy playing every single chess game that I’ve ever played, 9 are planning world domination, 5 are bitching about my anger issues, and the other one (the one that I listen to) just simply don’t give a fuck of how you feel nor about the voices in your head
Be sure to tell those 10 they don't stand a chance. If this was a few months ago, when I was on my death bed then they may have been able to succeed in giving me a mild headache, but now that I am back to full capacity, they don't have a Nazi's chance in heaven. I would hate to see you waste good hate on a hopeless venture.
Perhaps I should inform you that 4 of those 10 are triple black belt on kung fu , 3 are masters of krav maga, 2 are ninjas and the other one smokes crack cocain!
Perhaps I should mention that pure hate is impervious to all styles of the marshal arts. To me it is nothing more then a farmers feeble attempts at an unfounded sense of security.Now the crack smoking junkie... that may require a little attention.
If I were you I will be more afraid of the pseudo intellectual assholes (the ones playing chess) when they not playing chess they like to play pretend… it usually involves playing with weaponized-viruses or plutonium fire crackers =) trust me you don’t wanna mess with them =)
you can turn your back on a man, but you can never turn your back on a drug.
Fine whatever, so now you a moderator… what’s going to be the first evil action?
You aint even going to give em a chance to talk??? Like an ultimatum thread… hate or be gone or something like that??? I know you love givin’ ultimatums….
Oh that will come, but first...Cleaning out threads that need to die (Not delete them, Let it never be said I infringed on anyone's freedom of speech) but I am definitely putting the nails in the coffin.
And I am going after the kiddies with vigor.
I have also already launched my evil campaign against Montambo, But I am thinking about scraping that. She is a pretty sexy beer maiden after all.
Thanks for sexually harassing me instead of just harassing me. It feels like home, again.
Just keep the beer coming woman!
"Thanks for sexually harassing me instead of just harassing me."You made me laugh, Tambo. I actually put that on my personal list of quotes. Not on my profile, my personal list that I maintain.
I could tell, Tambo.Nick, can you erase polls too? It's getting crowded in there.
I also hate feeling violated. The train was jam-packed yesterday, and during the whole ride home, I could feel various and sundry body parts brushing up against me. I was just about to the point of striking out voilently at anyone within reach when we got to my stop. I now have a new-found sympathy for Hooters waitresses.
Awe, That is a touching story, Rusty.
I hate crowded trains. I don't care for the el in Chicago at all, I don't care if it is crowded or not, it is just dirty and stinky. There is always some questionable character sitting/standing/passed out puking on him/herself. Yeah, you know what I will just by an over-sized SUV getting 2 miles to the gl. thanks.
I would like to add co-workers, whom talk about the weather non-stop to the list. My office troll absolutely refuses to stop talking/bitching about the weather. Yesterday it was “Does it seem odd to anyone else that it always seems to snow on Fridays here?” Ummm ok you stupid fucking bitch you are on the north slope of Alaska! IN THE ARCTIC circle IT SNOWS EVERY DAY!The day before that she was complaining about getting dry skin and making comments such as “Nick, can you put in a purchase order for a humidifier? My skin is getting so dry.”
I of course tell her no, so she acts like I kicked her in the bleeder. Throwing daggers at everyone for the rest of the day. As she is leaving for the day, she stops at my door and says “If Alyeska won’t by me a humidifier then I’m sending them a bill for skin treatments.”
Two things: a) go ahead I’m not stopping you b) WTF is wrong with this women. I believe she is serious about this. Somebody in Anchorage is going to get a bill for her “skin treatments”
And Ok what in the hell are skin treatments. I am not up to date on this Joan Rivers lingual.
hmm I think I will pass on the industrial Troll cootie consumption.
I wonder what does this "skin treatment" cost? It sounds exspensive... I mean a whole vat of oil... then one would have to pay the rope handlers. I think the troll is nuts.
How odd that it snows on Fridays! HAHAHAH. It's a conspiracy! A snow machine! Something is just not right.
Montambo: Yes a conspiracy! it must be a conspiracy.Donna: Good point. I wonder, do polar bears enjoy deep fried as much as I do...
I also hate those stupid whores who dress like those other stupid whores. You know, the buhlemic chicks that wear those oversized, stupid-ass, bug-eye sunglasses so they can look like Marykate, or Ashley, or Brittney, or Lindsay. I was out and about today, and I saw so many that I wanted to punch them all. But I didn't..........................okay, so I punched a few. By the way, if the cops come by, I was with you guys all day.
Yes, Rusty. I know. It's unbearable a little.
What about the tanorexics who are super orange with bleach blond hair over black streaks? It's just a uniform! They're so uniform. There's another one. There's another one. There's another one. Woah--you have a pink, rhinestone-encrusted Razr?OMG! Me too. And me, too. And me, too!
What about the tanorexics who are super orange with bleach blond hair over black streaks? It's just a uniform! They're so uniform. There's another one. There's another one. There's another one. Woah--you have a pink, rhinestone-encrusted Razr?OMG! Me too. And me, too. And me, too!
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The “promotion” I recently received. The only reason I got it seems to be because the guy directly over me was mysteriously fired, and escorted from the building. It’s not a lot more money – it’s mainly a lot more work, and I’m not supposed to contact him to inquire how to do anything.
Samuel L. Jackson. Yes, I know – he’s very cool. But when it comes down to it, he plays two characters over and over again: 1. The cool-@$$ leader of the good guys/bad guys 2. The militant black man
In addition – let’s be honest, the great majority of his movies suck rocks, and the dialogue often sounds like it was written by a junior high student.
Once again, I must mention that I really hate hippies. I just can’t stress that enough.
People who constantly pour out their hearts to my lovely wife. She is very sweet and sympathetic, and as a result, even virtual strangers are constantly dumping their problems on her, seeking advice and solace. Despite the decade we have spent together, my wife has failed to pick up any of my brusqueness or “I-don’t-give-a-damn-about-your-problems…ness” which virtually exudes from my pores. The poor woman already has to contend with me and two spastic kids – she doesn’t need your crap piled on.
Religious extremists
Secular extremists
The BBC. Yes I know - they have programs that are witty and hilarious, and intriguing and provocative. I just don’t care. I waste enough hours of my life watching crap that is created in my country – I see no reason to branch out and waste even more time watching crap created in other countries. Plus, everybody on those shows talks funny. And yes, I know – The BBC has a broad appeal, and is popular worldwide. Still don’t care. The popularity is probably another reason I’m not interested. But Rusty……..DON’T CARE.
And this has been another short list of things Rusty hates, by Rusty