Philip Whiteland - the man behind Josiah and Archibald (which makes it sound like we're in a queue!) Showing 2,301-2,350 of 3,307

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

I suggest this for the chilliness..

http://www.marksandspencer.com/made-i...

[Philip]

Gingerlily - Mistress Lantern wrote: "I suggest this for the chilliness..

http://www.marksandspencer.com/made-i..."

I'll get two, a wash and a wear

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Always good to have a spare :)

[Philip]

My silly little undertakers' story has won the Pick of the Day award on ABCtales! http://www.abctales.com/story/philwhi...

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Yay!!

[Philip]

Gingerlily - Mistress Lantern wrote: "Yay!!"

Yay indeed :-)

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnb0F...

[Philip]

Gingerlily - Mistress Lantern wrote: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnb0F..."

If it was good enough for St Cecilia!

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Or St Michael ;)

[Philip]

I've put the 'Last Rights' story on ABCtales:

http://www.abctales.com/story/philwhi...

[Philip]

A bit of silliness I had to get off my chest...well, off someone's chest, anyway!

http://www.philwhiteland.blogspot.co....

[Jim]

I liked that one :-)

[Philip]

Jim wrote: "I liked that one :-)"

Thanks Jim. I had to get it out of my system ;-)

[Jim]

Some stories are like that

[Philip]

It is November, so it is high time I dragged this out for another airing :-)

http://www.abctales.com/story/philwhi...

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

You could have brushed off some of the mould first, and chipped a bit of the mud away ;)

Brings back memories of being in the school hockey team to make up the numbers, and havng to play in a hailstorm.

[Philip]

Gingerlily - Mistress Lantern wrote: "You could have brushed off some of the mould first, and chipped a bit of the mud away ;)

Brings back memories of being in the school hockey team to make up the numbers, and havng to play in a hail..."

Yes, I could have done that, but I'm bone idle. As an article it does seem to generate not entirely positive memories!

[Philip]

I had to get this off my chest! Your forgiveness is sought:

http://philwhiteland.blogspot.co.uk/2...

[Philip]

I've been asked a question! https://www.goodreads.com/questions/5...

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Oooooh, steady on there!

[Philip]

Gingerlily - Mistress Lantern wrote: "Oooooh, steady on there!"

I know! I'm not sure if I can cope with this amount of excitement on a Sunday.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

I suggest you go and lie down for an hour or two to recover.

[Philip]

Gingerlily - Mistress Lantern wrote: "I suggest you go and lie down for an hour or two to recover."

I never need much encouragement ;-)

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

How are you with the getting up thing?

[Jim]

That is no question to ask a gentleman

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Jim wrote: "That is no question to ask a gentleman"

I'm asking Philip!

[Philip]

Gingerlily - Mistress Lantern wrote: "Jim wrote: "That is no question to ask a gentleman"

I'm asking Philip!"

How sharper than a serpent's tooth...

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Is a duck's tail?

[Philip]

Gingerlily - Mistress Lantern wrote: "Is a duck's tail?"

This is getting very surreal

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

How is a raven..

[Philip]

Gingerlily - Mistress Lantern wrote: "How is a raven.."

Mine's alright, how's yours?

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

I can't get him down from the top of the door.

[Philip]

Gingerlily - Mistress Lantern wrote: "I can't get him down from the top of the door."

Try shutting it, that usually works. Mind you, shutting a raven is not something that should be attempted by the fainthearted.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Indeed it isn't! I still have the clawmarks on my head from my last attempt.

[Philip]

I'm giving a slightly different version of this a new outing on a different platform:

http://www.abctales.com/story/philwhi...

[Philip]

A nice little review for my granny

https://www.goodreads.com/review/show...

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Short and sweet :)

[Philip]

Gingerlily - Mistress Lantern wrote: "Short and sweet :)"

Yes, she was!

[Philip]

On the plus side, Giving a Bull Stawberries The 'nostalgedy' collection Book 4is up 962,415 places on Amazon.com! On the other hand, it's still only at #855,575 ;-)

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Swings and roundabouts....

Maybe that should be the ttle of your next book!

[Philip]

Gingerlily - Mistress Lantern wrote: "Swings and roundabouts....

Maybe that should be the ttle of your next book!"

Good idea. I'm just not sure that there's going to be a next one. The bull hasn't broken into three figures yet!

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Has he broken into the cowfield?

[Philip]

Gingerlily - Mistress Lantern wrote: "Has he broken into the cowfield?"

That would imply a degree of success that's eluded him so far ;-)

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

He must be young and inexperienced.

[Philip]

Some kind soul has downloaded all four books...which is nice :-)

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Another fan, eh!

[Philip]

Gingerlily - Mistress Lantern wrote: "Another fan, eh!"

The jury's out - they haven't read them yet!

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A pre-fan then.

[Philip]

Gingerlily - Mistress Lantern wrote: "A pre-fan then."

I work on the simple hope that this describes everyone ;-)

Just finished a new short story for Christmas. Have to see if our local paper wants to use it. I'm sure it will make its way onto the internet at some point.

[Philip]

I've just put the 'About Time' sketch from onto ABCtales:

http://www.abctales.com/story/philwhi...