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When a woman makes me a promise.
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The Crimson Fucker
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Sep 14, 2008 09:44PM
I ain’t care call me a misogynist what ever!!! I ain’t falling for that one again!!!!!!! There, I said it!!! And guess what? it feels great!!!
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Whatchoo talkin' about? More info, please. And don't you mean when she breaks a promise? And what about men? You don't care if they break promises? We need more.
That’s it I’ve been on waiting for freaking 22 years (my first memory is from when I was 4) for one of them to keep their word and they never do!!! Sorry for the confusion but I didn’t mean when they break a promise I have reach the conclusion that every time a woman says: I promise she is lying!!!!
Every time?! What the hell? I promise that after I post this, I will post again on this thread, immediately.
To all rules there is an exception!!! I ain’t falling for that!!!! arggg!!! Me so piss off!!!! So fine let me rephrase I have come to the conclusion that most of the time when a woman makes a promise she lying!!!
Hmm...maybe you need to move to Oregon. I know all sorts of people who keep their promises. Or maybe you had a bad day. What's really wrong, Alfonso?
That I won’t say (and the first person who tries to give you that speech of you started to talk about so now you must finish. is getting mentally stab!!) bottom line is that I’m tired of back stabbing, lying bitches!!!
Humans who happen to be women... coincidence! I think not.
Alfonso, I don't think women are evil, or intentionally deceitful; they're just crazy, so go easy on them.
Alfonso, who broke a promise to you? You must tell us! It's no fair to start to tell us and then not finish!!!OUCH! MY BRAIN! Stop stabbing me.
might i suggest that you're spending your time with the wrong sort of woman? i know plenty of women who keep their word no matter what, because a promise is a promise and if you expect people to treat you right, then you had damn well better treat them with the same respect. i do think there's a particular faction of woman kind though who gives the rest of us a bad name, because on every forum i have ever spent any time on there's at least one thread stating that women-are-backstabbing-liars-and-why-can't-they-just-not-be-bitches-omg.either that, or men are all just big whiney babies. because seriously, having a woman say, "hey, i'll call you this evening" and then having her not call, does not count as lying. nor does her pretending to be nice while being aggressively hit on.
I've totally got your back on this one Alfonso, if anything I don't think you're taking it far enough...
Your life of suffering? That's right brought to you by your Y chromosome deprived mom (who also was probably one of the first people to tell 'shh alfonso, everything's going to be alright' YEAH RIGHT!)
Your constantly broken heart? Duh, it's because you're chasing after an illusory dream of a woman who doesn't really exist, and that sense of betrayal as you see her fleetingly in every relationship only to inevitably discover that you've been betrayed by your own naive hopes once again? C'mon we all know who's at fault (& it is most certainly is not you Alfonso!!)
Your life of suffering? That's right brought to you by your Y chromosome deprived mom (who also was probably one of the first people to tell 'shh alfonso, everything's going to be alright' YEAH RIGHT!)
Your constantly broken heart? Duh, it's because you're chasing after an illusory dream of a woman who doesn't really exist, and that sense of betrayal as you see her fleetingly in every relationship only to inevitably discover that you've been betrayed by your own naive hopes once again? C'mon we all know who's at fault (& it is most certainly is not you Alfonso!!)
Yeah, this backstabbing, lying bitch thing sounds serious. Let's hear the details, ok?you're chasing after an illusory dream of a woman who doesn't really exist
I think I've had that dream before...
I think we have all chased after the delusion... Sometimes you just find someone that was looking for something close to what you were seeking. Then sometimes you get lucky and they find you, you never find them though that isn't how it works.
Wow Marie, your automatic equating of Alfonso's disapointment to "PORN!!!" actually lends more credence to his argument than I would've suspected.
Which begs the question, what exactly did you promise him Marie?
Which begs the question, what exactly did you promise him Marie?
Marie, I am so sympatico with you on this thread. Real women don't do the stuff you see in a porno. Exceptions being: women who will do anything to make a guy like her better.
in the beginning yes... but the more time you spend with one another the relationship matures and it takes more to keep the fire going. That is when the pornographic material starts to come in play. I find that me and the wife's "play" time has become more and more "freaky" in a good way. Keep it new, keep it always. If you let the fruit sit on the counter too long it gets old and soggy. nobody likes eating fruit that has made the turn... But don't fear, even old bananas can be turned into something good. That is the best thing about boring sex, with a little effort it can be great sex!
Huh? Really? I was just going to explain the inverted skeletal thruster position and why it is the preferred method of spicing up the bedroom/laundry room/ movie theater whatever. But if you insist on being one dimensional then fine, I will no attempt to culture you.
did I do that mollytrop thingyagain?
Dirty is good Marie. just don't laugh out loud, then all those little kids will know your a dirty 20 something woman with a shallow sense of humor.Donna: I didn't even think of the verb thing. Perhaps that is why I suck at utilizing the English language I rarely think about what I am saying.
It was completely intentional, Now make sure the wife has a good time in Portland ;)
{:-O is the board alright? I will try to stifle my humorous banter.
Ahem, you should all take notice that no one tried to refute the notion that women are crazy. Very telling.
Oh, Donna. I just think life would be so much easier if I were asexual.
The males in the animal world mostly have it difficult. I think male humans show their fair share of evil behavior, though, so the argument is nil.
If you were talking about anglerfish, though, it'd be a whole different story.
If you were talking about anglerfish, though, it'd be a whole different story.
*curious about the mating habits of anglerfish**also wanting to know more about how Nick spices up his marriage. But that skeletor thrusting position? Sounds like bones thrashing, painful, gain some weight!*
male anglerfish are teeny and they attach themselves to the female by biting her and then dissolving into her until all that's left are his testicles, which stay there until she needs them. When she needs them, she swooshes them to get some fertilizing action. However, she might not EVER need them, even after his sacrifice of his own LIFE because many males will attach themselves to her in her lifetime.
The female bean weevil has it worse, though, because the bean weevil penis is the WORST PENIS IN THE WORLD with spikes and barbs all over it. Not only can she only have sex once, but having that one sexual encounter severely shortens her life span.
Oh Jesus. That poor miss! So sex IS evil! Then there can't be a god. I can not believe the female angler just swims about with some balls attached to her! What an image! I can definitely visualize a Far Side with 2 female anglers comparing their "accessories".
Here you go:
She's not much of a beauty to begin with, but you can see her black "additions."
She's not much of a beauty to begin with, but you can see her black "additions."
Female bedbugs don't have an reproductive opening. The male stabs her with his scimitar shaped penis and deposits his sperm.On the other end (heh heh) of the sprectrum red velvet mites releases his sperm on small twigs (scientists call it a love garden.) The female then comes (heh heh, again) along and sits down on his deposit.
Garden snails are hermaphrodites, so the first one to spear the other with a "love dart" gets to impregnate the other. The love dart is not a penis, by the way, but just a spear to make room in the uterus for the sperm. They're really bad shots, though, and sometimes spear each other in the brain on accident.
The paper nautilus (octopus) has a detachable swimming penis which swims to the female's nose and then explodes once it gets inside. Lose-lose.
Sea hares are hermaphrodites as well. When they mate they form a "love train" of usually four or more.
Like I don't have several resources at my fingertips, already. I was reading about animals to Marie's kids in the car, yesterday, and I had to keep editing out the sexy bits.
I can't believe I have to leave when we start talking animal kingdom mating habits. It's my favorite. One more before I go:
The male Atelopus Frog stays on the female's back for SIX MONTHS after he mates with her. He just has sex with her one time and then freeloads off of her, prohibiting her from meeting any other dudes.
I can't believe I have to leave when we start talking animal kingdom mating habits. It's my favorite. One more before I go:
The male Atelopus Frog stays on the female's back for SIX MONTHS after he mates with her. He just has sex with her one time and then freeloads off of her, prohibiting her from meeting any other dudes.
holy shit!! talking about cock blocking!
I love this!And I won't google, who needs to when I have you. :)
Lori are you implying that Montambo is greater than my God?
Sorry for turning your hate thread into non-fiction hour, Alfonso. Until Animal Planet gives me my own show, I take any audience i can get.
She can make your posts disappear and expel you from the Garden of Hate. Can Google do that?
Google foogle, Call on the magnanimous Donna when ever you are in doubt.
You people totally ruined my breakfast.
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