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[Hope , I belong here more than they do.]

Me: Peter always could. He'd be amiable enough, once Rosie explained her situation.

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis), Life's a dance, you learn as you go.]

Me: I like Peter. He could easily work, too. So ling as Rosie doesn't shoot first and ask question later. When she sees Peter, I doubt she will.

[Hope , I belong here more than they do.]

Me: If she does, he'll go completely bonkers and start screaming if she wants to get them killed while throwing knives at the trees. He's a knife nut--a consequence of being in the Hitler Youth. XD

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis), Life's a dance, you learn as you go.]

Me: xD She shouldn't so long as Peter reveals himself in a quick enough amount of time. I see no reason why Peter would stall something like that.

[Hope , I belong here more than they do.]

Me: He wouldn't even hide. He'd just be sitting right across from her, and then just as she wakes up he'd be like "So. Are you crazy or suicidal or a stupid hiker? All of 'em? None of 'em? What?"

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis), Life's a dance, you learn as you go.]

Ne: Awesome. XD This is great. Poor Rosie's heart will just about burst.

[Hope , I belong here more than they do.]

Me: Over what?

On another note, I must retire. I am very tired. I'll see you later today, Silvy.

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis), Life's a dance, you learn as you go.]

Me: So am i. Night. Er, merning. Whatever.

How would you feel if you're in some deep, twisted woods, trying to sleep and when you wake up, someone is asking you questions before you can even open your eyes fully?

[Hope , I belong here more than they do.]

Me: I would panic. XD

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis), Life's a dance, you learn as you go.]

Me: Exactly! XD Rosie's panic will be her bow drawn super tight.

[Hope , I belong here more than they do.]

Me: XD

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis), Life's a dance, you learn as you go.]

Me: Herrow there! Shall we wake Rosie up?

[Hope , I belong here more than they do.]

Me: If you'd like.

Characters: *gather around conveniently placed TV that I just made appear*

Jason: I am so expecting a show.

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis), Life's a dance, you learn as you go.]

Me: XD Conveniently made appear. Nice.
Rosemarie: *in The Woods is starting to wake up*

[Hope , I belong here more than they do.]

Me: I did say that I had complete control of what happens in the area. XD

Peter: *rather inconspicuously, sitting just across from her* Hey, the newbie's waking up! Wonderful. If you haven't gotten your blood sampled--I'd check your neck and your wrists--you might actually survive the morning! *there is brief, nit-so-amused laughter, clear as if it comes from a child but weary as if it does not*

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis), Life's a dance, you learn as you go.]

Me: Yes, yes you did. The shower is calling my name~ Should only be a few moments.
Rosemarie: Mother of Zeus! *draws bow wirh arrow notched after spazzing from sudden fright* Who in the Hades are you? *narrows eyes*

[Hope , I belong here more than they do.]

Peter: *calmly selects wicked-looking knife from collection on belt* Peter Werner's the name, and intimidating newbies, apparently, is the game. The more important question is who you are, stranger. Do you have any idea where you are?

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis), Life's a dance, you learn as you go.]

Rosemarie: This feels like a stupid question but are you an enemy or an ally? *bow tightens more* Let's say I'm in the middle of a bet. If I come out of The Woods alive, I get to punch some prick in the face. If not, I'm dead as a doornail.

[Hope , I belong here more than they do.]

Peter: *grins a little, considering* Ally, I suppose. You don't exactly look worth it. You're stupid enough to come into The Woods on a bet. Which means you can't be much, can you? *amused, winks*

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis), Life's a dance, you learn as you go.]

Rosemarie: *scowls* I didn't have much of a choice, but sure. I suppose I shouldn't piss off an ally. *lowers bow*

[Hope , I belong here more than they do.]

Peter: *raises eyebrows* Someone forced you in here? Why would they do that? This place is the worst.

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis), Life's a dance, you learn as you go.]

Rosemarie: There's a reason I'm looking forward to punching a prick in the face, Peter. I hate this place already. Hated it before I got in here.

[Hope , I belong here more than they do.]

Peter: *begins to laugh* And you've had it easy! I bet you didn't even have a nightmare, did you?

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis), Life's a dance, you learn as you go.]

Rosemarie: Nope. I'm lucky, but that doesn't make it any less scary.

[Hope , I belong here more than they do.]

Peter: Scary? You don't know what scary is yet, girl. *stands, offers a hand* Come on, we should go. Someone--or something--a bit less friendly than I am is bound to realize there's new meat in here soon. Best not to stay in one place for too long.

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis), Life's a dance, you learn as you go.]

Rosemarie: *after a pause, stands and takes Peter's hand* All right. Let's go. But is there even anywhere safe to go?

[Hope , I belong here more than they do.]

Peter: *cheerfully, as he begins to lead her off* Nope! But it's better to move than stay still. It's easier to notice you if you're not moving. *sideways look* So tell me about this bet of yours. What're the details?

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis), Life's a dance, you learn as you go.]

Rosemarie: Makes sense. Doesn't help when everything's everywhere, though. *rolls eyes* My bet is I can either stay in Here for a whole week, or I can kill something. My chances of killing something are low, and I suppose my chances of staying in here a whole week without dying are slightly higher, so I chose to stay here. If I get out, I get to punch Jason Turner in the face. If he bitches about it, I'll take the liberty of doing it again.

[Hope , I belong here more than they do.]

Peter: Turner? Is he the really big one with the crewcut who gets excited every time someone mentions the word death? Because if he is, punch him in the throat instead for me--it'll get him to shut up.

Jason: *scowls at TV* You better shut it, Werner. Don't make me come in there.

Raven: By all means, go hunt the kid down! We can finally get rid you.

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis), Life's a dance, you learn as you go.]

Rosemarie: *nods* That's him. As much as I would love if that were to work, it wouldn't be permanent. If I could get him to never talk again, though, that would just be grand.

[Hope , I belong here more than they do.]

Peter: So mutilate his tongue or something. *glances around* Or get someone here to do it. There are plenty who would be willing, you know.

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis), Life's a dance, you learn as you go.]

Rosemarie: *raised eyebrow* He's hated as much inside of The Woods as he is out? Very nice. That Saul guy, would he be at all willing?

[Hope , I belong here more than they do.]

Peter: The necro? Ugh. Don't talk about him, please. I happen to be dead. But no, to answer your question, I don't think so. Unless his boss tells him to, Saul usually doesn't meddle with the living. *sourly* The dead, though, he fucks up our lives all he wants. And there's not much we can do about it. *sigh*

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis), Life's a dance, you learn as you go.]

Rosemarie: All right, you're roughly the second person who's told me to stay stay away from Saul. Sounds like good advice. *makes face* He seems like a little bit of a bastard who like tormenting people. Sorry to hear. But how can he make ghosts miserable?

[Hope , I belong here more than they do.]

Peter: He's a necromancer. It's practically his job description. *with a little wince* Have you ever been exorcised? It's probably the most painful thing in the universe and he never really stops to be gentle about it. When he's not looking for hired help, he goes around looking for stories. Causes of death, living family members--dead family members, in Jacob's case--stuff like that. Sometimes he uses it against you in aforementioned exorcisms, just for kicks and giggles. As far as I can tell, it really depends on his mood.

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis), Life's a dance, you learn as you go.]

Rosemarie: No, I've never been exorcised, but I'm not a ghost, so I guess that's why. He's basically along the same lines of a fantasy-related sadist. Who likes to bring pain and suffering to others. Awesome.

[Hope , I belong here more than they do.]

Peter: *raises eyebrows* A sadist? Nah, he's not. He's just very bitter. Being in constant pain does that to you, I guess. *shrugs* It makes him feel better to at least be in control of something about his life.

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis), Life's a dance, you learn as you go.]

Rosemarie: That's sad, I guess. Poor guy. Any other demons or monsters I should know about and make sure I never meet while I'm here?

[Hope , I belong here more than they do.]

Peter: I wouldn't be too keen on meeting Saul's boss, either. He was my neighbor--and Jacob's--back in Berlin, in the 40's, and he was creepy as hell back then. He's pretty much terrifying now. Um, let's see...there's a demon girl named Yasmin who lives across the river there in a very elaborate series of underground tunnels. *points to the entrance, which simply looks like an animal's den* She doesn't have too many morals, so stay away from her. From demons in general, actually. Especially Raven and his whole posse. They don't do anything except for cause people trouble.

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis), Life's a dance, you learn as you go.]

Rosemarie: I've meet DR. He's cool as hell when he's ripping annoying bitches to shreds. Other than that, though, I'll know to stay away. *checks quiver* I'm not gonna have enough arrows to last this entire week. I'm screwed if all these wonderful little creatures decide they want Rosie for a snack.

[Hope , I belong here more than they do.]

Peter: You sure are. Unless you happen to be a goddamn good shot. *pause* I suppose I could always stick with you, if you want. My father was trying to teach me how to fight almost as soon as I could walk, trying to train me to be a Nazi. I'm pretty good at it now--the fighting and the giving orders part, anyway. The being racist part, not so much.

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis), Life's a dance, you learn as you go.]

Rosemarie: *raises eyebrow* Really? That would be so useful, especially if my shot isn't as good as people think it is. If you wouldn't mind, I'd really need someone who knows The Woods to stick with me for a little bit.

[Hope , I belong here more than they do.]

Peter: Sure, why not. *pauses once more, looking around* I'm going to tempt fate here and say I'm surprised that we haven't run into someone else yet, because it's true. This place is usually crawling with other things. Where'd they go?

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis), Life's a dance, you learn as you go.]

Rosemarie: *sarcastically bright* Maybe they all sense my presence and I've frightened them all off! This week could become a lot easier than I thought!

[Hope , I belong here more than they do.]

Peter: *chuckles* We can hope.

Me: Well, Silvy did say she wanted leniency. I listen to her in this matter--Rosie is her character, after all.

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis), Life's a dance, you learn as you go.]

Me: I also said Rosie should get it fairly rough. We're only giving leniency because of Raven. XD Unleash the demons!
Rosemarie: Doesn't seem likely.

[Hope , I belong here more than they do.]

Me: Which demons?

Peter: ...Fuck. You hear that? Me neither. Ominous silence always means that something bad is going to happen. Soon.

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis), Life's a dance, you learn as you go.]

Me: Take your pick! You know your demons and monsters better than I do.
Rosemarie: Sweet Honey Iced Tea. *raised bow* Better be safe than sorry.

[Hope , I belong here more than they do.]

Peter: *suddenly whips around, sending at least three knives shooting for the upper boughs of a tree in about five seconds* Turn around!

Form: *pops into everyone's field of vision, hanging from a tree by both hands. Is completely unharmed*

Peter: Rosemarie, might I introduce Ricardo. The one guy I forgot to mention when I told you about who to avoid. It wasn't supposed to be an invitation, but apparently it was taken that way. *glares*

Ricardo: You just tried to shish kebab me, Peter. We're even.

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis), Life's a dance, you learn as you go.]

Rosemarie: *pulls bow and anchors it*Great, I think I've heard of him. Are you the foreign one?